Billy Warthog

Palmer needs to sit on the touchline and play the Deliverance theme on the banjo.

Everyone seems to have a spring in their step. Just at the right time too.

I quite like McCoist tbf, but he was talking bollocks for the sending off.

This might be a more relaxing half time than I had previously imagined.

Hurry up off the pitch and have a bath man! We've got a game to win.

Bye bye, you dirty blue twat.

FFS that is a red. Shut up McCoist.

Oh he does have it with him.

Not enjoying this letting them have possession mind. Even if they're shite with it (so far).

Fucking Caicedo...

Build up play is great today, just need that extra cutting edge again.

FFS ref, left your cards in your locker at Conservative HQ or something?

I still fear the smash n' grab for some reason. Need another goal!

Almost a brilliant ball there.

Who knew? Tory FC are dirty fuckers.

Good so far. Pretty sharp.

Chelsea look like some PS1 footie game in the 90s.

Now is the time to score a second. Don't leave it like this for ages, I can't take it.

Totally the better team so far. (No jinx intended.)

Ref man. Where's yer cards!

Retro Joe.

Need us to score another 12 before I can relax a bit.

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Oh come on lads... win this one ffs! 😁

Only a win will do here. Just hope we're up for it. We've beaten a lot of very good sides this season. Need another big performance. It's in our hands. In Eddie we trust!