TheBrownBottle

Jesus wept Longstaff the ball was gone

Murphy’s legs have gone - everyone can see it except the only person who can do something about it

SIX MINUTES!?!

I still get worried when BDB and Schar both go up for corners - we still look more likely to concede than to score

Good play by Murphy

Well know if Wilson is finished if he doesn’t get his standard goal against these

They weren’t the ones with the management contract - they reported to Staveley and co. It is pretty obvious why she’s no longer in the building.

Yes!

Great save that mind

He makes the ball look like a penny floater with his headers

The N-O equivalent of Liverpool’s inhalers

We were still the better side first half; admittedly, its the difference between shit and shite

Matchsticks in the eyes work wonders

Yep, we’ve put in a no-show and we’ve comfortably been the better side. Frustrating stuff

It makes me late for work AND we usually get sweet FA

Yep. Bruno, as per, missing out on the finger-pointing.

It’s the definition rules mate - they don’t exactly allow for much nuance. He’s clearly an excellent PL footballer, but I think right now he’s fractionally below ‘elite’, which then means I have to vote for him being a solid PL player. Anyone ranking Hall as an A thinks he’s one of the best two or three LBs in the world - and there are 11 so far who’ve voted that way. I’d describe that as crackers. Gordon is borderline B/C for me. So is Hall. I don’t think either are genuine ‘elite’, but at the same time they’re not solid PL players, either. If pushed, I’m going for Hall being narrowly below that line and Gordon narrowly above it.

Borderline B/C for me, though probably under the definition rules a B (just).

It’s not about form

Hall is a C, though clearly if he keeps developing he’s a B

Beresford wasn’t the best LB at the club when he was there - Robbie Elliott was a better LB for me

Horrific shot by Joelinton but at least someone is having a dig - faffing about then losing it isn’t producing better results.

Yep - and he is. The likes of Tonali and Bruno are comfortably a level below this lad. He’s bona fide elite

While fannying about trying to dribble past four players in the middle of the park