TheBrownBottle

BDB clears the fucker off the line, instead of trying to control it. Useful lesson there for young Tino

He’s been pants since he came back from injury in the main. Was imperious before it - I’m hoping that he’s still not fully recovered.

Everyone else seems to have been watching a different Livramento from me. He hasn’t looked good in most of his starts since November.

I love you Joe Willock. You beautiful bugger

Nah, it’s fucking hideous patter. No excuses for it

Something about Karius being retarded. Wasn’t great crack.

Nothing like a curious hard-on

Don’t think we’re allowed to use Hall under any circumstances at this point

Yep, I can imagine Man Utd being desperate to lure this lot away

It’s the type of bumming. We haven’t exactly played hard to get. We have put our bum on public display with a tattoo above the crack saying ‘please bum here’

Embarrassing again from the back line. Botman terrible, not sure how Schar doesn’t clear the shot either

Shite. Mebbes 0% is right now

Yep - 35 mins to go and the score is 2-0, ridiculous to suggest 0% probability. Don’t get me wrong, I doubt it’s high - but 0%?

Lovely by Isak, shame about the finish

Yet here I am, still hoping, like the fool I am

I hate these cockney wankers

Gordon’s alive second half by the looks of it (can’t be arsed to post Brian Blessed picture)

Needed one last summer for me. That and a RW

A shot!

Normally expect the ice man to do better there tbh

Christ on a bike

I don’t think we do - and I expected a defeat here - it’s the performance that’s the problem. My comments were milder than those Shearer’s just made on the PL international broadcast …

Fair enough. I do think we’ve been utter gash mind.

Honestly don’t think they’ve needed to play well at all. Schoolboy defending from us, amateur with the ball. They haven’t needed to turn up - in fact I’d say that they haven’t played well, a good performance would see us 5-0 down at the break.