TheBrownBottle

We really struggle in wet conditions as well.

It’s a brain dead performance so far. You’d think he’d sit deep against Salah, yet he’s constantly bombing forward, bollocksing up attacks

What the fuck was Burn doing there?

We’ve been like this away for far too long. Just sit back, chase shadows, briefly regain ball, can’t string two passes together, lose it, sit back … etc etc

Too easy this for Liverpool

YES DUBRAVKA LAD JUSTICE

Referee is giving them everything mind. That was soft as clarts

Our midfield is weak as piss mind

Of course he points to the spot. Soft as shite

It looks off to me. How the fuck Burn has even had it that close is beyond me - look down the line you glake

Looked off

I’m going to go all Donald Trump and demand to his see his birth certificate before I’ll believe it

We look good here for me

Gomez should’ve been booked for that

Referee is going to give us nowt. Obvious shirt pull on Miles leads to LFC FK

Joelinton usually looks much better at LW

Haha yep, completely agree

Cristiano Ronaldo was a little bit of a joke figure in his first season or so at Man Utd, with his ridiculous pedaladas that went nowhere.

I was convinced when he first started playing for Inter that Alvaro Recoba was going to be the best player on the planet.

No worries

I’m scratching my head on that one, too. English players carry a premium in England due to HG rules, but I don’t see any decent PL club taking a punt. He’s likely to go abroad I would think - and I can’t picture any club paying that. Besides, given what he did, the risk of a repeat offence sadly seems high to me.

Either works

Go on, I’ll bite - can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic WKL is named that because she’s from Sunderland - ‘wheyse keyse are theyse keyse’ is the old chant at the Mackems (with keys jangled at them). Louise also is pronounced in that odd Mackem way as ‘Leweyse’. So Wheyse Keyse Leweyse.

Christ almighty. Delusional fucker. That reminds me of Rio Ferdinand’s response to the ‘what would you have been if you weren’t a footballer?’; ‘something like a model, because I love clothes’. Absolutely zero self-awareness. (Peter Crouch’s answer to the question is famous, but I’ll repeat it for anyone who hasn’t heard it - ‘a virgin’)

It hasn’t occurred to the folks who run the club in fairness