TheBrownBottle

I’m not one of them tbf I am frustrated at what must be Man City’s worst performance in donkey’s years, but when it’s not in your own hands you have to grin and bear it

Haven’t a clue why you’re angry with me if you think this is a good Man City performance, then there’s nowt more I can say

Christ, bit strong that how is it inept?

Ooof

It’s a witless performance so far by Man City. Strolling about like the cup final is a training match

Don’t know why people keep saying this, it’s like received wisdom. Villa were playing Thursday nights this season

Arsenal vs Hull a few years back Everton vs Sheff Wed

I understand Villa had a European distraction this season.

Imagine us doing this vs the Mackems. We’d be spitting fucking blood.

They’ve been shit everywhere so far. This boring tika taka shite usually requires perfection otherwise this is the result

Fucks sake

Feels like 1995 all over again this

Are these cunts still drunk?

Aluko is an arrogant know-nowt arse. Barton is something much, much worse.

Always felt that those poor sods in the NE1 postcode would need a helping hand. Haven’t got a pot to piss in.

‘If anything, the govt should be using taxes to pay for Man Utd’s cup win. In fact, the FA should just award the tie as a non-contest and hand the cup over. Why not just Man Utd the trophy on a permanent basis?’

We’d need to sign two keepers if Pope goes

The owners didn’t realise that they’re just spokes in Ashworth‘s wheel. Not everyone can see his vision.

Brexit Jim doing the same bang-up job he did with Nice and Team Sky so far then. Wish I had the sort of money to be utterly shite at what I do yet suffer no consequences

I heard Harry Palmer stopped after slipping on a pie in the East Stand. Saw him a couple of times in Idols

My knickers remain untwisted

Oh, she is cruel and heartless To pack me for Gordon Just cos he's better looking than me Just cos he's cool and trendy But I know he's a moron Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron

No, it was organised for us if we’re being specific, but regardless of who put the friendly on the club agreed to it and therefore we organised sending the squad out to play these matches.

Also, why is this in the pre-season thread? It isn’t pre-season. It’s still the 23/24 season. We’re just daft enough to have organised friendlies in Australia at the end of it.