TheBrownBottle

Gordon has scored more league goals in fewer league games than ASM this season. Despite Gordon playing in possibly the world’s highest ranked league, and ASM playing in a glorified pub league. Honestly, those who go on like this every time we lose need to put their dummies back in.

It also stops teams qualifying by hammering a shit team 8-0 in the final match. Head-to-head is a much fairer system for me

Yeah, I completely agree - it was one of those nights. Referee wasn’t the reason we lost - but it was bloody frustrating all the same

Head-to-heads come first

First two games showed European refereeing at its best - that was it at its worst. Blind to obvious fouls, fussy over non-incidents, and bizarrely involved in as much time wasting as any opposing team causing the game to lose momentum.

Fuck me will someone tell Trippier not to take every single dead ball?

Fuck so close - and at last someone other than Trippier taking one

Fussy referee tonight

I’m getting motion sickness from it. I genuinely hate football TV directors. Just point the camera at the fucking pitch

Every corner is landing in their six yard box. Ffs

Oof that’s going to hurt

Corners have been dogshit so far

Fuck Wilson needs to bury that

We’re not learning to play with the conditions in mind. We’re still attempting to play in the same style of play as normal.

Honestly, I don’t think Joelinton is ever at his best in LCM. Always looks better wide left for me

I think I hate drums more than vuvuzelas

I know what you mean, but plenty of us will have been to more NUFC matches than many of those there tonight - but I’m not flying back from Sydney for every home game.

You’d have hoped Trippier and our coaching staff would be aware of that too

Yep. Just poor play, nothing wrong with the tackle

Yep. Can’t stand drums - they do my head in. They’re not even in-rhythm - just mindless banging

Better side deservedly ahead, Isak going off took the fizz out of us Worth remembering who we’re playing against, too - Dortmund was always likely to be the hardest game. PSG aren’t any great shakes

Always been the case, or at least as far back as I can remember. No other big crowd in England turns so quickly - we’re flappers

Good finish, acres of space mind.

The conditions are so terrible you’d think you’d want to shoot on sight of goal. It’s a keeper’s nightmare out there - the ball will be slippery as fuck

Almiron dived there like - was absolutely looking for it