TheBrownBottle

The one-way Feyenoord love-in did produce hilarious results with a Mackem stood next to the away end at De Kuip Bellamy’s last-gasp winner must have made that journey back to Mackem land a happy one

New teams for me - we’ve drawn Barcelona in the groups twice before

‘Coefficients’ is a word I used to use from time to time, but haven’t for about a decade and a half, like ‘hipster’ or ‘bling’ Welcome back, old friend

Yep

Hahaha

Perhaps they can ask him who he‘ll be supporting if the Qatari takeover of Man Utd happens

Hope it’s AC Milan

Genuinely got a lump in the throat and tears in my eyes. I’m a big soft old cunt

YEEEEES YA FUCKER

Fuck me Bruno just keep the ball

POPEY LAAAAAAD

My nerves are fucking shredde here

Fucking hell Schar with a missed two yard fucking pass

5 more mins agony incoming

Fucking hell three mins of Leicester possession, all from a stupid floated pass by Longstaff Has anyone told this lot we only need a draw? Just play keep ball ffs

We’d have been challenging Man City if we’d managed these kinds of games better. Plenty of time for a winner, like. And for once, a draw will do

I just wish he’d stay in his own half

Bruno shutting his eyes there

Longstaff needs to get a new boot deal. He’s like Bambi

It’s up there with the daft cunts who whistle at the end, which only serves to add to the anxiety.

Because they all sit back and let us play in front on them, relying on the fact that we don’t shoot from distance.

60 mins in, here come their attacking subs

No issue with Leicester parking the bus. We’d have wanted NUFC to do the same not too long ago under similar circumstances

Not allowed a nickname until the player is in B&W

* for Ihenacho