TheBrownBottle

Cracks me up just how good Bruno is at winning fouls.

Not really - it’s a pretty clear foul

Playing the ball doesn’t mean it’s not a foul

He goes through him

I think Tonali had a good game - passes going wayward as he tired. He’ll be up to Howe levels of fitness soon enough.

3-1 up vs PSG in the European Cup, I reckon Howe’s managing the game alreet

Jesus what the fuck was that?

Fucking yeres Longstaff lad

Stan Sport over here in Oz just has an isometric camera view of the pitch and the crowd sound. Nee waffle from PFMs - much better.

Canny half of football that

Yes BDB

Love when Bruno draws those fouls.

Zaire-Emery looks like he started his paper round when he was a toddler. Hard life.

From RTG:

Fucking get in Miggy lad

HTL

Never arsed me people not calling us ‘Newcastle United’. But calling Man Utd ‘United’ does arse me. Personally, I think it’s because so few of your supporters come from Manchester that the ‘Manchester’ bit never was important to them …

Jesus wept

Bobby with the Eredivisie trophy there too. Which you had to gawp at constantly if you didn’t do a full install with all the pictures (those pictures took up a lot of HD space ….)

We definitely did the third time, I was on one. European football is great and I’m over the moon that it’s back, but I’m with Madras on this one - there’s something a bit cheesy to a lot of the coverage.

You’ve never had spaghetti pizza? I have it every day; except Sunday, when I have traditional roast beef and custard

They could wash their bedding at 60C like those of us who don’t enjoy bed bugs

The ones where he stops cars deliberately driving in the right hand lane are incredible - I still can’t get my head around any driver deliberately driving in the wrong lane in rush hour to avoid having to wait. Extraordinary that anyone could have a pop at him for those ones - those people are literally endangering other people’s lives. Screams of an entitlement culture.

Yep, agreed. But for now we’re playing catch up.

You’re right, but £100m isn’t likely to be Bruno’s current value in the market. The handful of clubs able to pay aren’t at all likely to pay that figure for him - it’s much worry about nowt.