Cattletrucked

If I wasn’t going out to get pissed tonight, I’d have got the popcorn oot to sit and laugh at ready to groom ?. It’ll be comedy gold

BEEEWWWWWWWW

I think this win at Huddersfield the other night with 50,000 tramps there has went to their heads a tad

Leeds 2-0 Bournemouth Man City 5-0 Fulham Forest 2-2 Brentford Wolves 0-2 Brighton Everton 1-2 Leicester Chelsea 1-1 Arsenal Villa 1-2 Man U Southampton 1-3 Newcastle West Ham 0-0 Palace Spurs 1-2 Liverpool Bonus match: City v Fulham

Best Niall Quinn display ever ? Largest amount of litter blowing across a pitch. Biggest quantity of empty seats in one place. Most trackies worn recorded in a square mile. More bullshit than the biggest bull farm in the world.

I threw up halfway down the 1st page must’ve been ermm 15,000 locked out …..hahahahahahahahahahaha aye course there was marra

I’ll just leave this here …..unbelievable

Apparently the metro’s north of Newcastle are crammed full of mackems travelling to the SoS when they’re at home. Aye I’ve often not been able to get on a metro from four lane ends into the toon cos of it being rammed with mlfs ffs they just spout utter shit ….I can’t even ever recall seeing one of the fuckers.

I think he’s doing a great job. Keep it up I say, dour old cunt.

Never tucked in and a cuff holder like Terry Mac and I think Tony Green did too, well that’s how I saw it in my mind anyway ?.

The dozy fuckers are so much into human rights now I don’t think they’ve even noticed that they’re dropping quicker than a lasses knickers in Hendon.

I laugh at the smbs even more now they have really went to a new level of stupid and beyond desperate.

“Standing with the Children of Yemen”…..It would be funny if it wasn’t such a load of shit. The fuckers have been tipped over the edge.

The last minute equaliser tonight for them against 10 men will turn out to be the highlight of the season for every mackem

I hope the place gets a deep clean after those scruffy twats have been in.

Well if he is involved in any way and any NUFC ‘fans’ organising or taking part in the protest and know of his allegiances to the mackems and not giving one fuck about human rights, Yemen etc etc until Oct 7th last year, they should hang their heads in shame for pandering to the cunt.

Definitely our biggest rivals (although not in a competing for success way) there is no other match when we play them that gets me as excited, nervous etc. My opinion is, yes our biggest rivals, but I’d happily go through the rest of my life never playing them again, the lead up to it and day of the match is just too fuckin stressful. I hate seeing us lose to anyone and get excited and nervous about every match, but losing to them is just on a different level of pain. Beating them is also on a different level of joy, but I’d just rather we never played them again, the lower they are the better.

Too difficult to choose just one, but if I had a gun pointed at my head, I’d have to say Trippier for the influence he has and his link up play and creativity and organising. Very closely followed by Bruno and Botman. All of them though are doing brilliant, and seem so proud and happy to be here and I fuckin love it ?

If it had been a teenage lass asking the same question, he’d not have blocked her. Weirdo that he is.

The stinking cunts can put as many asterixes after our name as they want, I couldn’t give a flying fuck and if any of the twats are looking in, yes I signed the petition, and all of my mates did and we’d do it again in a fuckin heartbeat. And none of us need to justify it to you lot of nonce loving racist Neanderthals.

We played some really good stuff when we qualified for Europe under Pardew, which was never built on, this time it will be different. So yes apart from that one season ….definitely the best since around the years you mentioned ….and I’m loving every minute of it.

???? shove that up your hoop Agbonlabollox…..sideways

Aye irrelevant but the comic value is fuckin glorious