dorty

Mackem tramps have won only one of their last nine games against the smoggies

Lovely jubbly that

Keegan was the first footballer to break my geordie heart when he scored those two goals in the 74 final. I was eight

I was there in 82 when he made his debut at SJP. Tempus fugit.

I love his pass to Bruno on the second goal, notice how he also instinctively blocks the PSG player as the cross goes in. Wonderful.

Some of our passing in the first half was outrageously good.

Mackems looking good for more playoff heartache at the end of the season, the stupid trampy c*nts.

Great second half, tino and tonali both good.

Let's beat the cunts at their place.

We've now beaten both Sheffield teams 8-0 in the premier league

Disappointed we didn't hit nine. No pleasing some

Not quite

Me and the missus spent four nights in Milan last November. Guess what we didn't see in those four days...?

We must have set the world record for the most blocks on goal during that match.