The Fountain

Yes, they must have a poor regard for Wimbledon

At first the Mackems were laughing that the Wimbledon game is postponed, now they're furious it's gonna be played at SJP.

Mackems getting giddy about being awarded the 2014 League Cup if Man City are found guilty. Someone's gonna have to tell them that the PL can't take away a FL cup away from a team.

I Mackem I know said Hilowe will go before Regis, said the same since Howe has been here. Regis is number 5 I think.

Isak's value has rocketed though.

If we're 2 or 3 up it'll happen

Done it at Liverpool, Rangers and Hull. Wouldn't at the Mackems like

So if you take away the window where ETH has spent the most he's spent the same. If we take away the window in which Howe has spent the most ETH has spent £180m more.

I can't even celebrate mate.

Apparently we only won because we had better strikers and better defenders.

In 18 hours Clarke's gone from a £35m player who'd improve a mid table PL team to a hot and cold winger who'll be back in the Championship next season.

Half the Elliott Anderson fee

Anelka

Hard to feel sorry for any player that signs for Chelsea

This, never a red but don't do anything which might get you into bother

Outstanding, imagine if he'd have been fit all of last season.

It's a Mickey Mouse competition apparently. Yet they celebrated winning the pizza cup

He's the perfect striker for us. Apart from his clinical finishing, the way he creates space and chances for others is vital to the team.

Why, he's shite no better than Ross Stewart.

Beat me to it.

Missed a penalty for Wales in a qualifier which meant they didn't go to the 94 WC.

Jeff Wrightson made his debut against Everton on Boxing Day in the middle 80s. He was totally out of his depth, never hit a kick. Everton were fucking brilliant back then though so I'm probably being harsh.

Alan Brown on loan from the Mackems. Scored a couple of goals iirc

David Roche got into a bit bother back then. Might be him he was on about.

Paul Goddard, 7 goals in 7 games towards the back end of the 86/87 season saved us from relegation