The Fountain

Spent £250m on 2 players who can't get in the first team and complains about squad depth.

It's always gonna be easier for a Man Utd manager to turn things round as they vary rarely are forced to sell their best players. Ronaldo been the last one to the best of my knowledge.

After 9 games we've won 3 drew 3 and lost 3. Exactly the same as after 9 games last season.

Justin Fashanu RIP, one of the first £1m players .

On the highlights Wolves gifted them goals as did Brentford

4 who played yesterday are from countries that have qualified. Dunno if they're gonna be picked like

The silver lining to the cloud is that the result yesterday might be beneficial to us come May. Grabbing at straws I know.

Preston fans shitting themselves.

Thinking the same, on merit Isak had to be benched next game

Would he have been fitter if he'd gone on strike at Real Madrid?

B is nearly impossible.

If 5 years ago someone had said Jacob Murphy would be playing in the CL for Newcastle you'll have had him sectioned.

Slot said he was at the weekend.

Typical Manc good luck, get to play Liverpool with Isak in the team.

Not starting both of his £110m+ summer signings will be embarrassing.

3 of their 5 £40+ summer transfer signings aren't in the starting 11, a 4th one not starting would raise questions.

What made you think he hadn't? Who told you that? Whoever told you must be a gobshite, ignore them in future.

They celebrated getting relegated the previous home game as is meant our game wouldn't relegate them.

They just want their country back marra.

Yes, Mrs thought that was a good time to get rushed to hospital 🤣🤣

An injury just gives him an excuse. Just playing shite is perfect.

The way he's playing he'll be in 100k at West Ham.

Aye, I'm getting a sliver club seat.

Liverpool are gonna qualify for the CL regardless. If we get extra money because of that champion. I'd prefer Isak plays shite and hardly plays.

Comparing footballers with normal jobs is nuts. Having the security of a wage for the next five years no matter how you perform is the stuff of dreams