Earp

Surely a keeper isn’t a priority, especially at 40 million

Players sticking the ball up their shirt and sucking their thumb

Has worked out well for Hoza

Have you ever considered writing a romantic novel?

Betyou.ie reporting that a fee has been agreed for Tyler Dibling. No idea whether this source is reliable or not.

I think it’s more about the attraction of players than progressing in the CL

Spot on. Cup win and CL who gives a fuck about the result.

They’ll be having a drum and a loud haler next

They love a flare don’t they. Every pic and video has some bell end holding a half baked flare

He'll be up for it against this lot on Sunday.

How do I enter that?

Far better since he’s throwing it out more

Here we go

nope

I thought it could easily have been a red

Went to watch Thornaby V Yarm/Eaglescliffe on Tuesday as daughter's boyfriend has signed for Thornaby. They played really well - heading to the play-off final at Jarrow on Saturday.

He’s also got a head that’s far too big for his body.

Saw the Worzels at Glastonbury - quality

Went to Coventry back in the day and at the turnstile the copper told me to walk around for half an hour as I was too pissed to go in. Cheeky twat

They'd better not drop him for Sunday

I’ve got one

From the video doing the rounds looks like there's quite a big cordoned off area in front of the stage which, as someone mentioned previously, could be for the early birds.

Usual stuff - plastic glasses, limited drinks range - no probelm

I'm sure it'll end up being amazing