El Prontonise

They'll make even more mistakes if you keep threatening people with the sack all the time.

Do I turn up in a Newcastle kit then?

Offsides are the hardest decision in the game for linesman to make, it is a split second decision, var really should be coming to help in those decisions.

@Magpie apologies but I'm going to quit this.

As I've said previously, ten Haag will be found out as bald nonce this season.

Just a note for those coming up on the Friday there's a bus strike if you have on onwards travel.

!Vamos Atleti

Huddersfield caught onto him all those years ago.

His first job wasn't it?

Difficult game that.

Yeap should be 10.

I do, that chip butty song

Go for the record.

That is genuinely some of the worst defending I've ever seen.

I'm embarrassed for these lot.

So bloody easy this.

Bizarre half.

That's a pen.

That's never a foul.

These are shite.

I don't get the rules of VAR or handball now.

Amazed that stood.

Of course.

Impressed with spurs there.

Nope. Shocking subs by fake pep.