Joe1984

Don't forget hotels sales...

No no Carroll went to Liverpool, not Everton...

Minus what we paid for him and wages of course.

No we don't. But plenty of 'experts' do...

Because its the Newcastle way isn't it? Last minute drama and heartbreak usually! 😅

Joelinton?

Remember when we bought Michael Owen. Is this worse than that deal?

IF he's still here... 😅

Well there was Nile Ranger... Yeah can't top that one. ☺️

Sometimes it's best to square it. Like Ronaldo did recently. Just saying.

Ha ha. Chelsea don't give a fuck about FFP. Sell some hotels to themselves and boom there's the Isak money. But we'll tell them to do one regardless of if they make a bid.

Gordon?

Acknowledging the fans support.

Bit harsh on Gordon though...

Still unbeaten... That's all I've got.

Has anyone seen him at all? Maybe he already left.

GOD SAVE OUR TEAM

Well he's had little to get excited about tbf. ☺️

Not this one we won't. But we won't lose it on penalties either. See bright side! 🤣

Oh it could get worse. Especially under Brucey boy.

At least Saka showed some fight there. ☺️

He used to take corners. Remember that?

This isn't Gareths fault. He tried to find a replacement for Kalvin Phillips but there was none. Not a single one.

PHRASING! 🤣

Curry and rice though, thats the best.