Joelinton7

Never mind Klopp’s wheels coming off, they’ve completely blown a gasket. Carra fuming ?

Get in you cottagers

We’re crushing these on our way to an unbeaten end to the season.

“So it’s as we agreed. Isak on 30” and then Gordon straight after. You told van de Ven he can’t leave Pop World til closing right?” “Oh yeah he’s rat arsed mate”. “Good. Just pass it around our box, kind of look like you’re gonna’ do something so people don’t get too suspicious, but don’t actually do anything… you know, a typical Spurs performance”. “Two in the second and off ya pop Angie”. “Yeah course old mate no worries (cough). Listen, Exile from RTG has been like Columbo on crack with this for the last 3 years. I think I’m gonna’ break, he’s onto us boss” “It’s part of his therapy for PTDD, Post Takeover Delusional Disorder. I wish him well in his recovery”.

Would really fancy us to win that Conference League. But if we carry this run on CL could be mighty close.

I know some don’t like the YouTube stuff but has anybody checked on Expressions Oozing?

My friend. They’re chumps. Gordon is god

Best English player in the world currently

With Liverpool getting battered in Euro, Man U losing this and I suppose Brighton dropping points, these last few days are Michelin star levels of delicious. Especially for the fume. In fact no, solely for the fume.

Schooled old mate today

CL back on

Honestly it’s pathetic ?

What did he do in particular, can’t see the game.

About what?

Home Park. Fond memories. Classy club.

I’m expecting marauding Dummett runs from centre half, Bruno popping balls over Sonny’s head, Burn crashing headers 100 yards down the hill straight into the top corner, Dubby shooting off his line like a greyhound to fettle Richarlison. Gordon breaking ankles, Barnes with more mazy runs than Richard O’Brien. Murphy with a 80 yard raker before dislocating his jaw in the celebs. Alex Ikea to fold them into flatpacks. Mad Dog’s teeth to blind every single Spurs staff member and Eddie to smoke a big fat one right in front of Impostercoglu and Spurs fans to be shouting “again blud, again fam”.

The whiner and the wino?

Thought they were “just going to blitz them in 60” ?

1-0 Leverkusen

Klopp doesn’t get to finish his story!

It’s 3! Haha

That Salah offside was gorgeous but if there’s one thing I hate about VAR it’s that commentators MUST tell us every single time they check. You can hear them just itching to say it. Half the time the check has already been complete.

Koopy should have been 3-0!

Famous Spamfield atmosphere popped like the proverbial balloon