Southern Geordie

Guarantee it’ll happen this half.

Possibly because our wide men are either unfit (Saka) or not a fucking wide man (Foden). FUCKING PLAY FODEN THROUGH THE MIDDLE WHERE HE HAS WON THE LEAGUE, CUPS GALORE AND THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. Fucking useless fucking twat of a manager. Bring Bruce back and give him a go, it can’t get any worse can it.

Can’t wait to see the five changes Southgate makes at half time to turn this shit show on its head.

“What change can I make that won’t actually change anything?”

True, but we also know the FA is a big six corrupted bunch of clueless morons. Southgate won’t get sacked, even when we go out next round against anything approaching a better team than Slovenia, Denmark or Serbia.

Fair point - this is a different flavour of shit. Same stink, whole new aftertaste.

Guehi not utterly terrible either.

Great game, fucking loved every minute of it. 🙄

100% this.

Gallagher the only sub to make a difference tonight.

If the FA waive PSR and FFP rules for us as part of the package, they can have him until August… then he comes back.

Not sure if that’s better or worse than Trent “five yards behind” Alexander-Arnold…

Is “the whole thing” the name of the new award for mostly poorly managed team? If so, absolutely!

Crying out for a Rob Holding “brick shithouse” commentary.

Watkins is a poor choice. Looked flat in the last two friendlies. Hope he proves me wrong like.

Reckon he pissed in gutless Gareth’s cornflakes before the trip out.

At this rate I can see Dunk coming on before Gordon/Eze/Bowen.

Mind your language around here sonny Jim, we don’t like words like that.

Hey, that’s a blinding idea. Have we got someone like that?

Good! Hopefully he gets himself on a plane and fucks off home.

“Well done chaps, you’ve all done really well so far. Now maybe could we possibly try playing with the ball a little bit. Trent, you’re amazing and I love you”

Should be made before the next game. Trent cannot start again.

Funny that. Arguably the best 10 in the premier league actually plays well when playing as a 10.

It would already be home.

Oh look, Foden in the middle and he actually does something! What a fucking surprise.