Southern Geordie

Let him sit on the bench until Chelsea are forced to sell to pay all the fines for hotel trading and FFP breaches. His loss, not ours. We move.

I would have made Matty Pattison look like the love child of Pele and Maradona.

Mostly to the RSPB - you know, for the safety of all those seagulls. Definitely can’t be to fans, given how empty that shithole was last season.

Same can be said for a lot of players to be fair. Barnes, Isak, Botman, Miley, Anderson. Wouldn’t say we would want to sell any of them, and I put Willock in that level. His vision with a pass man - remember that outside of the right foot pass to Isak against the Spuds?? Still get a semi just thinking about it now!

Just to buck the negativity trend for a minute, if there is a team in the Premier League who can absolutely put three past Onana, it’s City. Keep the faith!

After the racial abuse they gave Willock, Bruno and Big Joe when they couldn’t score in a brothel against us earlier this season, I’m more than happy to drink in all their fucking tears and enjoy this one more than a normal league win.

Didn’t affect them last year when they won the league and then went on to win two more trophies AFTER that. City are a trophy winning machine. They’ll batter United next week, won’t even be a contest. What’s the record scoreline for an FA cup final?

Mateta would be a great replacement if Wilson goes, looks a proper finisher when paired with a couple of pacey wingers. Think he’d cost more than we’d want to spend on a back up striker though. Maybe if Friedman gets DOF he can sort a solid deal for us…

Goes to show that even with record breaking injury crises, incredibly tough cup draws left and right, dodgy VAR decisions, a knackered squad and no strength in depth… you still can’t keep Eddie Howes shithousing, goal scoring, record setting (hopefully) European Mags down!! Over the moon to still finish 7th, you can see the progress and the plan every year. Howay the FUCKING lads.

They were going to click at some point. Shame it was enough to put us out of Europa but they’ve done well since Feb/March.

TURN IT OFF AND GO STAND OUTSIDE!

Pope has played 16, conceded 16 (including today) Dubravka played 28, conceded 42. If Pope had kept that up all season, we’d have a +46 goal difference. Can’t be arsed to work out results, but that would be third for goal difference, so we’d comfortably be above Spurs by now, maybe even fourth.

From this ref?? No chance.

No way Bournemouth score two more unfortunately. 7th is a great finish after this season though. All about building over time, so I’ll take conference more than happily.

Big Joe and Sandro can play that defensive role next season, let Bruno sit further up behind Isak. As good as two brand new signings already for next season.

Schar, save Joe the red card…

Just need Wolves to play their best ever half of football to ruin Klopp love in and this will be the perfect end.

Fuck me, it works when I do it as a joke too!

Proper sibling rivalry in the family WhatsApp group today I reckon!

Do me a favour, post something about Isak being shit and how he’s never going to score a hat trick… Just testing a theory.

Praying for a wolves goal to nick it now, rain on the Sky Klopp orgy.

Reckon we were less than a minute from the first “Howe out” post…

Sitting here reading all the posts about how we’ve thrown it all away, I knew we were going to score. Thanks for all the reverse psychology N-O!

Some goal from Caicedo though!