JigsawGoesToPieces

So Isak's leg snapped like a Christmas cracker. Glorious.

Its a christmas miracle

Free Isak's ankle

Got zero footballing intelligence, like watching a 5 year old play football £55m ffs

If Gordon hadn't done his usual rolly polly theatrics it might have looked a bit more convincing Ref's have cottoned on he looks for the soft fouls

Still need to defend it

That's on the manager and the players

Barnes dive again

even bruno just rushes a cross to Chelseas first defender

Bruno been running like he's just finished his xmas dinner last 20 mins

How has he not scored?

Schar almost horizontal when he hits that, was always going to sky it

Must have been about 10 yellows today

Chelsea more likely to win this tbh

Eddie wants shot for buying Elanga He's basically an olympic runner with the footballing ability of a 5 year old

#NEWCHE – 55’ The referee’s call of no penalty to Newcastle was checked and confirmed by VAR – with the contact from Chalobah on Gordon deemed to be side-to-side in a shielding action and the ball within playing distance.

why we starting to dive ffs

Murphy been a passenger today, like playing with 10 men

Choke. Choke. Choke Fucking again 2-0 up ffs, fucking shite

Id be annoyed if that was given the other way around tbh, should to shoulder Gordon looking for it

Actually tbf just a great FK

2-1 James Ramsdale maybe should do better?

Nah Cole couldn't manage crayons man