JigsawGoesToPieces

Still want 5

Do Man Utd pick a random from the street every week to go in goal, their keepers are all rubbish

The one match when you want Neville on comms just to hear him saying how shit man utd are. Will be crying into his frosties tonight.

London will be sombre tonight with all the Man Utd fans drowning their sorrows

We want 5

On current form since the turn of the year Barnes > Gordon

Professional footballers should never be offside when they are looking accross the line Boils my piss

Barnes got more goals than Gordon this season now?

Greedy from Burn that

Clumsy from Tonali that

Not a great 1st half, sloppy with the ball, not really created loads or taken the chances we have had. Barnes, Tino & Murphy been poor

Tino miles out of position there, been really poor

Popes kicking is worse than a parapelegic

Tino been poor so far

1 shot against these in 20 mins is pretty shit

Not been fantastic so far

0-3 Barnes

Stop falling over Bruno ffs You can tell he is looking for it

Need a 3rd before half time just to kill this off and piss off the home fans.

Needs drug testing

Morgan Gibbs White is a right whingy cunt like complains about eveeything.

I dont think Hall would count as wont have done 3 full seasons between the age of 15 & 21 (he would have done 2 years 17 days by the time he turns 21) So therefore if we only register Miley means we would have a squad of 20 outfield players & 2 GKs. Squad of 25 8 Association Trained 4 Club Trained Minimum 2 GKs

From ESPN What's the usual allocation for the Premier League? At the start of every season, the Premier League's European allocation is: Champions League: Places 1-4 Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: Carabao Cup winners What does Newcastle winning the Carabao Cup mean? Newcastle United are guaranteed a place in the Conference League after they beat Liverpool 2-1 in the Carabao Cup final on March 16. So that makes the allocation: Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: Newcastle United However, if Newcastle (who are sixth) finish in the top five, they will play in the Champions League or the Europa League, and the Conference League place transfers to another team: Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: 6 However, the above scenarios can also be affected by the FA Cup. How about the FA Cup? There are four teams left in the FA Cup: Crystal Palace, Aston Villa, Manchester City and Nottingham Forest. The winners of the competition qualify for the Europa League. However, as with Newcastle, if the winners finish in the top five, the place transfers to the league, and that will almost certainly be the case Forest (third) lift the cup, and possibly if either Villa (ninth) or Man City (fifth) do so. Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, 6 Conference League: Newcastle United If Palace, who are 12th, win the FA Cup, then it's very likely the league places will be unaltered: Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, Crystal Palace Conference League: Newcastle United But if both Newcastle and the winners of the FA Cup finish inside the top six, a Europa League place goes to sixth and the allocation for the Conference League drops down another place to seventh: Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, 6 Conference League: 7 <b>What if a Premier League team wins the Champions League?</b> If Arsenal win the Champions League and finish inside the top four (the latter of which is almost certain), the places are unaltered. The place in the Champions League group stage reserved for the holders, which Arsenal will not need, goes to the highest-ranked team in the playoff round. Champions League: 1-4 Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: Newcastle United If Aston Villa win the Champions League, it could look a little different. If Villa -- who are ninth right now -- finish fifth, the Premier League would have five teams in the Champions League (seven teams in Europe as is standard) and it would surrender the place in the Europa League designated for Aston Villa by league position. Champions League: 1-5 Europa League: FA Cup winners Conference League: Newcastle United If Aston Villa win the Champions League and finish sixth, the Premier League would have an eighth team in Europe, as they would not -- as it stands -- be in a domestic European place. Champions League: 1-4, Aston Villa Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: Newcastle United What about if Newcastle United finish inside the top five, plus Aston Villa finish sixth and win the UCL? Villa would be in the Conference League place and the Premier League would give up that spot and have no team in the competition. Champions League: 1-4, Aston Villa Europa League: 5, FA Cup winners Conference League: -- The scenarios would drop down one place if the FA Cup winners finish inside the top five. So, if Villa finish sixth and win the UCL, the Premier League would give up a UEL place. If Villa were seventh, it would be the Conference League spot.

You would end up with a arse like Bonnie Blues snatch.

You tried getting a Go North East bus these days, id be surprised if it didn't break down half way round.