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He taken a strop and refusing to travel to force a move?

So doesnt sound like a Technical Director like Ashworth was, he sounds like more of a data analyst/nerd/IT bod.

When he signed he thought it must be love, now he has joined the house of fun in his baggy trousers

Feels like we are shopping in Waitrose market (players who are proven in PL/England) with an Asda budget and that sounds like that direction is coming from what Eddie wants/prefers. Therefore i think Eddie is just as culpable for the lack of signings this summer and last years debacle on Guehi, along with his nephew and Nickson Eddie sounds like he wants to have his cake and eat it, he obviously doesnt like having a Director of Football/Sporting Director as he is a control freak and has seen off two Sporting Directors now and i reckon the reason Mitchell walked away as once Eales has gone, Mitchell loses his biggest ally. We need to either let Eddie have full reign and change his job from Head Coach to Manager or Eddie needs to work with the DoF/SD rather than having a power play. Eddie Is the best thing to happen to NUFC since Keegan but this internal power struggle which seems to have gone on over the last twelve months needs to stop

Hopefully its a hunger strike

With a Loan Back option Then we buy Ekiteke and Scallini and laugh at Liverpool

Will need a BSL interpreter for when Jamie Caragherrrrrr starts wanking over him on Sky

Head of Football Strategy sounds like one of those made up jobs for the boys type roles, hardly screams out an elite appointment. Basically he has gone from Head of Academy Coach Development to Head of Strategic Technical Football Partnerships to Head of Football Strategy.

No chance we should be paying any more for him, id walk away and let the scousers have him. Think £70m is a brilliant deal for them tbh and means we keep Isak

Brian May with a tan

Interesting in the car on the way to the training ground he mentions that he loves having a long sleeved kit

Tindall looks like he spent the summer in Aya Napa

So Anthony have you planned your first trip to Ikea yet? They do nice meatballs

Presuming the apprentice is on comms this week? Spurs even announced Kudos before us

Is a medical not in two parts usually?

Pretty much what every 13 year old used to want to be back in the 90s Over Brittney not Justin.

Song to Black Lace surely? Doo, doo, doo, Anthony Elanga

9 times out of 10 that wouldnt work as Burn has a 50p head

£55m we must be desperate, thats crazy money for someone who wont even take us to next level

Terrible news RIP

Eddie might be regretting the need to act fast message in his press conference as was most likely a subtle dig towards Mitchell at time time before he announced he was leaving. Now he's gone he has nobody else to point the finger at if we have a sub par window.

Need to change the title tbh, sounds like we are nowhere near. Romano saying this morning that Chelsea advancing