KennyUtd

Spurs buying Solanke took about 3 days. We always seem to take an age to get deals done. It's just the Newcastle way unfortunately. It'll still be another underwhelming transfer window wether Guehi signs or not. Only Newcastle could become super rich and not be allowed to throw money around. Man U, Chelsea on the other hand...

JUST GET IT DONNNE MAAANNNN. THERE ARE MACKEMS OUT THERE WAITING TO BE BAITED. Nerves are shredded here. 😆

The absolute state of this post man...🤦‍♂️

Some of the posts on here are class like. Funny as fuck. Glad I joined. 👍😆

😆 Hahahahaha

It'll be the family beach towel I'd imagine. I don't think I could help but shake my head seeing that but that's exactly what he'd want. Pathetic man.

No idea mate. It's as weird as that site is generally.

On holiday with wife and kids in the beautiful Portugal. And he posts this. I mean, while you're with your family on a holiday they probably paid a few quid for, he has to take time out to post about Barcodes and insist his kids assault other kids whilst playing football. What the actual fuck has to be wrong with your head to be this fuckin thick. Every single day there's at least 1 new thread about Mags, skunks, barcodes. The list is endless. I detest every single one of them. The sooner they fold the better. And now I feel better.😃

I'm sure Howe said he would like all our business done early in the window. No thought for us fans who are screaming for a top signing so we can take the piss out of the mackems. Inconsiderate bastards the lot of them. Get Arry in. Please don't pile on me, it's a joke, I'm bored.

Sounds mad but can you imagine the clean sheets.

Over 190 posts on Eddie Howe. Would any other fan base be so preoccupied with their nearest neighbours? Absolutely not. Just mental.

They're all wetting their knickers at the thought of Amanda Staveley brokering a deal with PIF to sell us and buy Spurs over on RTG. Honestly, most stupid fan base bar none. They'd rather this than getting promotion I think. I just despair at their monumental stupidity. Funny as fuck though. The fewm when we win something will be glorious.

She might like. He could look like Mehrdad 20 years ago.

What does that even mean? Sounds distinctly like the shite spouted on RTG along with bedwetters and happy clappers.

1,530 + messages on RTG as to why Keith Downie is a gravy stained mag! Do they have nothing better to do man. Boring, ignorant bastards to a man.

Neither is the right answer. I mean, richest club in the world and all that.

This is all a fkn shambles if true. The club have known the situation for ages man. Needing to sell a player who has settled in so well and who the fans love is suicide. They'll get hammered for this and rightly so. As has been previously written, this has Ashley vibes all over it. Thought those days were long gone ffs.

73 pages and counting. Disagreement all over the place. I love reading this RTG like. Keeps my spirits right up.

Come on mate, it's Lee Barry Cattermole marra. Full title only.

Hahaha fkn tragic.

Just had a quick look at RTG and nearly spat out a very canny Greggs latte. The meltdown is outstanding. Piling on each other all over. They'll be offering straighteners soon (whatever they are). Bruce even mentioned as an option. I honestly don't know how I lived without the SMB before. Oh, and the bastardisation of the English language is a joy to behold. 🤣

There's a wonderful little thread just started on RTG, 90 posts so far, discussing the odds given by Sky on Benitez being considered for the manager's position. Fkn mental how easily they start on each other. It'll be fantastic, he's a busted flush, he'd be the best manager in decades, there'll be a Mag meltdown, and so on. It's the gift that keeps on giving that message board. Wish I'd discovered it years ago. 😆

Jesus wept, the thickest fan base in the country and that includes the Scousers. How he has time in his busy schedule yo look up eastern European countries when there's msg tops to count.

Honestly, they've no idea have they? They hoped for Potter, Cooper, I even saw a mention of Tuchel as a new coach. They'll probably get Liam Rosenior if they're lucky. The meltdown will be joyous though. Getting me through the summer until football returns.