KennyUtd

I thought Kelly was really decent. Made the goal after all. Good squad addition imo. Love Tino but still think Tripps should start. Tough one though.

Yeah, it is you. Hope you're well.

Is that you Dad?

Not sure how we won today but couldn't care less. Encouraging to get an Isak goal but him also admitting he's not at his best. Get Schar back and we could turn this into a very decent start to the season. Someone have a little word with Anthony Gordon and make sure he's okay. Definitely nit himself and it's written all over his face.

Absolutely woeful this. Can't get out our own half and being steamrollered by Spurs. Nothing to do with our missing centre backs either. This is a game management thing and it's fkn rotten.

Eh? Fuck that shit. He's still needed here.

Translation please.

They're all MLF's though. Malodorous Little Fuckas surely.

Thought because nothing was happening transfer wise I'd pop into RTG. Never change lads. What started as a thread about some bloke driving around Sunderland with a Russian flag has quickly turned into bloke's asking for a DM to arrange a fight. Less than 4 pages to get there too. 😆😄

Now that would be an acceptable window.

This has turned into nothing short of a shitshow. Playing fkn mind games over an alleged £5million when we should have moved on ages ago. Whoever we go for now will know they weren't our priority and we've left ourselves 36 hours to get deals done. I've loved the journey thus far but this reeks of not wanting to really spend. Been here before and it's shite. We won't struggle this season but we won't challenge either. Bit of a let down in my opinion.

This is fkn abysmal mind. Can't get out of our half against Forest ffs. Can barely string 2 passes together while they find acres of space regularly. Something massively wrong here, we look clueless.

I think we can see why Guehi is a priority. Krafth and Burn are okay but not solid by any stretch. Isak and Big Joe not on it either. Tonali looks great mind. I'd love a comfortable watch just once in a while. A quick 2nd kills it though. 🙏

Simaneverfuckinhappening. Some name to get on a shirt that.

It's not clear though is it. It screams of couldn't get the deal over the line. We've been there and done that. It's poor man.

Apart from the £60 million or so we're trying to throw at Palace for Guehi. So not every last penny. We're pissing around to save £5 million and have wasted a good portion of the window concentrating on 1 player. It's turning into a massive embarrassment imo. We should have moved on 2 weeks ago. As I said, infuriating.

Who knew being the richest club in the workd would be so fkn infuriating. Can't spend, won't spend. Not sure which one it is but it's dull as fuck. Where's the roller coaster we were all promised? I feel cheated, going for a lie down. Wake me up on the 2nd.

Can someone please tell me how I can make this my phone screen. Every time I open my phone or it rings I want to see this. It's just magic. 😄😀😆😂🤣

If we sign Geuhi on the same day they flog Clarke I'll start going to church again. Fuck it, I'll even take communion. 🙏🙏🙏😆

Someone has started a thread about a helicopter above our training ground. 67 replies in a couple of hours and counting. They're not obsessed though, oh no.

Match fitness hopefully. Can't afford to lose either in my opinion.

Fkn hell mate, did The Toby run out of Yorkshire puds? It's all good fun and speculation man. Just relax and enjoy it all.

I'm assuming because we've gone all in here. If there were realistic alternatives I'm sure we would have told Palace to fuck off a week or so ago. Like I said, we look desperate and it's wasted loads of time.

Agreed but shouldn't he also have more than 1 fkn option of who to buy. We look so desperate here that Palace, quite rightly, feel they can ask any amount of money. Don't we always hear that we have a list of targets. Well we should have bid £50 million ( can't believe I'm actually writing this man) and moved on to another target. It can't be the case that he's the only centre half we've tracked. If so, they're doing a shite job of scouting players.

Mate, I'm 60 years old and have followed Newcastle for 50 years. It absolutely isn't a myth. We've always, historically, taken ages to get deals done. It's very rare to get a deal done quickly like Isak for example. It was us before, during and after Ashley. As I said, the Newcastle way.