KennyUtd

Thank fuck for Port.

Fucka is struggling with reading here. And by fucka I mean Rio fucking Ferdinand.

USA, Cape Verde, Haiti and Coxlodge Club. Nailed on.

In fact I'll check back in at 10.30 to see the end of the draw. 😴

Ferdinand is a right tool like. I know it isn't news but it needs repeating. A proper tool.

It'll end 9 v 10. At least we have local boys who can make the other players understand how much this means to the fans. It won't mean much in the grand scheme of things but it'll make Christmas even better for me if we beat the cunts.

The Prem is poor this season like. It's just a bit shite to watch.

Get it posted

Working in Mackem land today and they're mostly really looking forward to the Derby. Pretty confident they'll get a convincing win. Praying we do them like.

That Spurs 2nd goal will never stop being an absolute shocker to concede. Just fuckin awful.

Isn't good enough because we dominated a very poor Spurs and threw the points away. Not good in any way.

We'll need to be quick off the mark and sell it to him. Gonna be heaps of interest in the boy.

Fuckin hell. What an abomination. You young lads have absolutely no shame like.

Surely the burglaries can wait until Wednesday night.

😆😁😄

It is their cup final after all.

He's not gonna shag you mate.

Rinse them for £100,000,000 and we'll be grand.

I loved his 70's stuff.

"You're stealing a living you skinny rat cunt"

Had to be.

'Former Newcastle man' ffs.

He'll score today. Guaranteed against these man.

😂🤣😅😆

Just for the lolz...