KennyUtd

We look so poor like. No threat at all really. Gone massively backwards from last season. Nothing to do with Isak either. Some work for Eddie to do.

Actually starting to worry about playing them.

Just waiting for another Newcastle United 2nd half master class here.

Why no Wolt man. Over thinking this Eddie mate. Play the big man all day. Have to trust him I suppose.

Julien Laurens is a complete wanker. Tongue right in Liverpool's arse.

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Ekitike bumped already. Poor soul.

You've lost me now Vlad.

They look like my wedding photos.

I've got mates who go every Winter and they love it. All complete pissheads though so that might explain it 😄. I don't go because I wouldn't last 5 minutes.

Fuck that. He's probably my generation and we're not claiming him. Never been to Benidorm either.

What a vomit inducing crock of shit.

"I think it is only a compliment that people tell everyone we have spent so much because that tells you the players we brought in are seen as very good players," explained the Dutchman. "Some other teams prefer to bring in 27-year-olds because they are ready, but we think we have brought in players who are 21, 22 [and] who are ready." As I've said, fuckin cuntiest of cunts.

Harvey Elliott

1-0 Villa. Remembering how to score just in time for the Mackems game. Lovely.

No problem. Something I need to work on 😁

Sorry, I was being vague. I absolutely fuckin hate the self congratulating, bald Dutch cock faced cunt.

Just watched him on Sky and I can honestly say he's turned into the most despicable, unlikeable cunt there is. That smug, smiling face all the time. Can't fuckin stand the bloke.

Nah he's not Keith. Et tu can spell.

Aye that's bullshit mind. Unsurprising bullshit but bullshit nonetheless.

Like a rat up a pipe.

Aye on reflection I'm a bit off with that opinion. We did have more possession and completed more passes but it means fuck all really. I need to stop biting man. 😆

He only asked ffs.

I'm being bullied now. Going home. 😁 For the record I said we'd dominated all of our games. I genuinely believe we were the better team against Leeds but acknowledge others don't agree. I'll shut up now.

Fuck sake. I know I'm in trouble when you're sticking up for me.