KennyUtd

Fair play to the West Ham fans who stayed until the end. Brutal that.

Oops.

So unlucky that.

The answer is B. Definitely B.

Can't wait until we've washed our hands with him.

We need Liam Neeson.

Simeone's breath apparently. It's, and I quote, "rank rotten"

Shark Bar. 3pm tomorrow. I'm all yours Fak.

Give over man. So you're happy?

I hope so the useless bastards. 😁

That was weeks ago though. Strand Larsen smacks of desperation too although I'd be happy to get him in.

Bason what?

Going into the 2nd game of the season without a striker that Eddie trusts is mind-bendingly fkn mental. There doesn't feel like there's much urgency either. Just unbelievable.

Heads up what day lads so I can avoid Northumberland Street. 🤢

Actually warming to Mark McAdam on Sky. Talking more sense than most.

My balls hadn't dropped when it started. I've got 3 kids now.

We'll be bidding £75,000,000 for Bilal El Khannouss in 2 years. Just watch.

"Pretty sure" isn't at all convincing mind. I'm pure shitting myself.

I actually prefer 'thicker than whale spunk' but each to their own.

Phew, was a bit worried there. 😁

Woah, what the fuck have I done? 😆

Do we think there's something bubbling away in the background. On the QT. Gonna surprise everyone with a statement signing in the next few days. Anyone? Okay, back to Pornhub.

God we're so desperate for 2 strikers and we can't get 1 over the line. If we don't sort something in the next fortnight I think we can write off this season. Too many games for a relatively thin squad. It's canny embarrassing like. I know we've tried but I think we've missed out on perfectly good options. 2 have gone to Forest ffs.

"The race" ?????

So they now want £60 million for Wissa? Fkn hell man.