Fak

If we had signed Mo Salah and he was being coached by Pardew, Carver, Steve Stone and putting up with Andy Woodmans ‘bantz’ Mon-Fri and chasing down Sholas knock downs on weekends he probably wouldn’t have been better than Marveaux. and if he did turn out to be half decent we’d have flogged him for £6m last day of the January window.

Bring him home

fingers crossed

Fiorentina v inter abandoned. Bove collapses, similar to Eriksen. McTominay scores the only goal to send Napoli back top away to Torino. Roma v Atalanta to tomorrow night should be decent.

Women. Are. Dirty.

He’s the new Kevin Nolan.

Salah is reborn under Slot like.

Ordered and now on a 500 calorie a day diet. Hopefully will fit by March if I’m still alive.

When you consider Harvey wasn’t working under Ashley with both hands tied behind his back you could definitely make an argument that Pardew > Harvey.

Yeah if Eddie needed advice from you mate it would be about mortgages.

Don’t see why it wouldn’t.

This is going to be like watching 11 suicide cases trying to fight two tigers and a polar bear.

Enjoy your takeaway and remember to also upload the 2-0 in 2015 under McLaren. Take care.

You’ve missed off NYD 2003. 1-0 Robert FK.

Isak v Forest?

Who’s doing that?

Actually forgot we lost to them the same season 0-2 when they knocked us out the CL.

Was this the pre-season friendly when it absolutely bucketed down? 0-3?

Anthony Pig.

Anthony Patterson looks like he’s been on a diet of pork and custard for the last six months.

RLB:

Im not sure he’ll ever play again.

Tom Davies for Sheff Utd! Thought he was rotting in Everton reserves