Fak

I thought he was being sarcastic tbh.

I don't think Woltemade runs about enough for him to be burnt out. Surely he picked up a knock.

Not really. Our position involves a cup quarter final and champions league football.

Top tip: Woltemade is more likely to score if you actually give him the ball.

They made a canny profit Ait Nouri & Cunha. Looks like they've chucked that money away on garbage.

Why?

Gerrard managed Villa

He's Schar from temu

And every halftime.

Playing like one too. Ffs

Oh for fucks sake.

Offside

Balls.

Emi Martinez looks like he's been sinking creamy pints all summer.

Now for the main event. Come on you Villaaaaa

Simons subbed.

That's got to be a red as well

I think he probably would have been had his body and particularly his hamstrings didn't start falling apart in his early 20s.

Surely that's a red? Even if it's a yellow for the tackle he deserves another yellow for going head-to-head with Chalobah after.

Does Van de Ven deserve a shout in here? He's a good defender, but feels like pace and maybe that assist v. Man Utd has done some heavy lifting for his reputation

Totally and utterly woeful as per.

Normally what Simon says

Slightly derogatory.

How can people not see that that's Lee Clark?

That's definitely Lee Clark.