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Why's that even a thing? What does any of that mean? Are you Jonah Hill from Moneyball?

Paqueta.

Lost theirs at home to Huddersfield.

Did you do much damage?

Estevao who is also a teenager.

Absolutely did not happen.

I mean I did literally just say Gordon hasn't been at his best for a while.

Doesn't tell the whole story though does it? He put one on a plate for Bruno at the weekend but he headed it over the bar from 6 yards. He's obviously not been at his best for a while but in order for him to get assists it relies on the other player being able to finish.

Nothing much better in football than watching Schar ping 60-yard diagonals but doing so in long sleeves just adds that touch of class we never knew was missing all along.

It's just not happening for him, but he's got plenty to be excited about. Once he gets his goal (and he will), he'll be cracking. His crossing was really poor yesterday but the hunger was there and his head never dropped despite nothing coming off for him.

Once he gets a goal or an assist he'll take off.

6 minutes late to the party fella. All right bar Rooney. Answers as above.

Correct. Peter Shilton: 17 games Bobby Charlton: 14 games Bobby Moore: 14 games Terry Butcher: 14 games Ashley Cole: 14 games David Beckham: 13 games

Won there a couple of seasons ago

Nope. X2

Bit concerning Wolt was quick to grass his mate up mind. Could definitely be another rat.

Been a doddle this one. Yes x3. One to get.

Negative

I've said on here for 4 or 5 years now that we should be signing Woltemade but nobody listened.

Yep x2

Six men have played 13 games or more for England at the World Cup. Who are they?

Aye but none of them were likeable or happy unlike Nick.

Sure I saw @JigsawGoesToPieces with those pants on buying a Carling in Shearers tonight.