Fak

We should pump him full of steroids, eggs and Guinness, get him on the weights and turn him into a bigger bastard than Diego Costa.

Stunning. Like a young Burt Reynolds.

Fucking hell thought he blazed that over. What a penalty.

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to Elanga By now, Elanga should've somehow realised what Elangas gotta do I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Elanga now And backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in Elangas heart is out I'm sure Elangas heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Elanga now And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to Elanga But I don't know how Because maybe Elengas gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my Elanga

Good player. Bad day at the office. Will improve. Everyone chill.

@PauloGeordio in ecstasy

Joelinton knock it off man.

I'm off to Costco to stock up on red bull and black hair dye.

Well that's that then. The old 100 PL trivia on the scrapheap.

Dyer Shola

Shearer

Nevermind the Jota nonsense, what was happening on the pitch that meant this season was going to be difficult?

So remember Call Malick Thiaw That's his name His name again is Malick Thiaw

But why are you wanting to be fair?

Scrawny pencil necked bag of piss.

Another scintillating and exciting performance from the organically grown club that everyone absolutely loves worldwide

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Shame they weren't mine

Isak needs to learn how to blink properly

I am et Tu brute this is my backup account man

They're not winning it. That's the Spurs paranoia in ya talking fella.

Howe is going to be in charge of Liverpool by Xmas isn't he

With his feet