Fak

Dortmund 3-2

Juve 2-2 Dortmund is the game to watch. Sexy Juve kit and goals galore. Vlahovic lovely finish.

Will be watching Bayern vs. Chelsea tomorrow whilst they play Atletico. Somebody @ me if and when Isak lands on his neck.

Marseille 1 up against Madrid

Surely these things are to be expected when you've got Xzibit in goal

Has Trents hamstring just popped?

Are you coming to mine on Thursday for the match or not?

Nice fresh trim on the greatest CM of all time there (xabi Alonso)

None of those managers would make them a force again. All of them but Southgate would improve them though Which is exactly what we don't want

Silva and Poch are better than meh. Southgate wishes he was as good as meh

Me the first time I popped my cherry

What did he say?

Would you though?

But he might be a problem.

Bruno Guimadras

Love it when TCD drops little hand grenades like "bags man", "baller" and now singlet into the chat. It kicks up an almighty fuss and he'll be back in half an hour after the dust has settled and he'll carry on posting with impunity.

TCD is class.

Stop having a pop at Kenny, lads.

£500m well spent.

The Sun

Will he be drunk as well?

Go on Rod lad kick his head in. @KennyUtd doesn't have the minerals to do it himself.

Go on Kenny lad kick his head in.

Aye was blatant handball TBF.

Does a struggling Man Utd manager start turning up with a new, well drilled defence? No, he signs another striker for £70m. You've got to trust him, he's leading Manchester into battle.