Fak

Be amazed if Liverpool don't lodge an appeal and get compensated for around £90m minimum for having their season derailed as well receiving a formal apology from Parish.

His wife and kids are gonna see that

Has he got owt to cut?

Now fixed

Chicken Dancer stinks.

Aye he doesn't play for them though

Deal sheet submitted for Wissa to Newcastle and for Guehi to Liverpool. Downie saying our deal sheet not guaranteed to go through so potentially squeaky bum time. Meanwhile Kaveh Solhekol saying Liverpool's deal sheet for Guehi should be approved without a hitch under their "special circumstances"

8hrs on and I'm still chuckling at this.

Wissa is from Congo not Newcastle?

He runs like someone trying to run across 3 or 4 airbeds on a swimming pool.

Yep, posted it yesterday (replace Isak with Wissa):

What do you make of Longstaff thus far? Any better than what you have already?

Neithers brushing your teeth

When I signed up one poster (selbywhite) inboxed me for a photo of my bottom?

Give over man.

Pope Trippier Schar Burn Tino Lopez Bruno Tonali Joelinton Elanga Wissa Gordon Woltemade

After it was him who saved others

Hang on. Is he going to be Ekitike's replacement?

£30m!!!!

@bobbydazzla do you want to answer that, or..?

You're quite the philosopher.

Doesn't matter who said it first.