Fak

Right OK. We sold Lloyd Kelly to a giant in European football. Does that one count?

Fuck it. Elliot Anderson too then.

Must have completley imagined us buying and selling Minteh without him playing a single minute for us.

Just go all in on Leoni from Parma. Now.

Lots of excited and nervous energy in that cameo. Looks like he'll have a bit about him when he beefs up and calms down.

Why are you wondering that?

Give over man me 12 year old brother would give you a daft slap.

Aye. I think the only thing that's genuinely holding us back is having some proper structure in at the boardroom level. I think someone with a bit of experience in the transfer market would hopefully be able to do some dark arts and navigate around any PSR problems. I'd happily sell more Mintehs and Anderson's if it meant keeping Isak happy and surrounding him with more Tonalis and Bruno's.

I'm not saying he does or doesn't man Kenny I'm just saying it was reported in the paper that's all I'm saying. Nothing more nothing less.

Aye but I think the overriding feeling now is that anybody we sign is way down on the list and starting to feel like a last minute dash to have them signed and up to speed before the season starts.

In fairness Hope did mention in his 5pm article last night that some are questioning the project they were sold (or words to that effect).

They might not be on the list.

Couldn't nail down a regular spot in one of Milan's worst ever seasons. Wouldn't say he's shite as the entire side were dismal last season but it's certainly an underwhelming signing. That being said I've not accounted for him being Howe'd and being turned into a German captain.

And one where it's you who's hitting 12 year olds on away days?

He'd have fit right in.

There's a compilation for everything and everyone these days. As if someone's went digging into Ramsdales passing for an 8 minute YT clip.

Looks like a bumhole.

Buying Isaks gaff.

You got chinned off a 12 year old on an away day?

Ben you're a pencil necked speccy four eyed gonk.

Pearljam you absolute tool. How could you do this to us?

Pearljam you absolute tool. How could you do this to us?