Fak

We needed to agree a fee with Palace first Kenny lad.

Has Sesko even given us the go-ahead?

Didn't realise Liam Neeson's son was Leighton Baines.

I was always under the assumption Srnicek was alright. Surely he wasnt better than Pope

I love you Eddie, but please, not Thiaw.

Been a good servant for us, may he find peace and happiness in Burnley.

Link?

Howe's motto to Isak should be: "Be careful, because there's always someone ready to step into your shoes and do your job better than you do it"

Fucking bang. Have that.

Or if Hope is accurate, buy Ramos from PSG

Craig Hope

Didn't realise Ramos was 24. Thought he was 28 or 29. Be happy with that.

Apparently training at Arsenals training ground whilst he nurses a groin injury.

Anyone bagged a DHGate special on the pink keeper shirt?

Stupid scruff.

Andy man. Relax. We'll get someone. It might be Sesko, it might not be. But rest assured that whoever it is, Howe will turn him into a world beater and he'll bag the winner at the SOL and you'll look back at these times and wonder what were you ever worried about.

This hasn't happened (yet) you mad bastard.

Andy84 mused

12/1 for Leipzig to sign him from Leipzig?

Fabrizio Romano is a fat gobshite.