Fak

To stop other people from borrowing him?

That 1-2 second wait whilst you wait for SUPERTOONs embedded tweet to load.

Thought I saw you with a slab of ASDA Smart price lager earlier.

Kenny get the cans in if this deal goes through wor kid

Luke piss off man ya bald twat.

We could be paying him a weekly fee not to sign for anyone until 12 months time?

Gut instinct is the plan is to sign Ekitke, sell him to Liverpool for profit next summer so we can keep Isak, get DCL on a free and use the Ekitke £ to strengthen elsewhere.

When people say to me: would you rather have Alexander Isak or Hugo Ekitke up front? My answer's always the same: to me they're not mutually exclusive.

Well well well. Look who's come crawling back

Trafford Livramento Scalvini Botman Hall Bruno Tonali Joelinton Ekitke Elanga Isak Gordon

If you subtract 5 it becomes 9 though.

Tindall as Terry Mac didn't quite go as planned.

Nah there's literally a video of him saying we're pushing for him.

Having two absolutely outstanding strikers at Newcastle United? That's not in the rule book. Who's in charge here?

Oooogo Etickey

Theyll probably have Pieface & Chunkz as guests.

He's travelled boy.

I said last season Jack Ross would be an ideal candidate for Head of Football Strategy and I was laughed at.

Townsend saying, 'if you're MAKING Paris resort to pulling your hair you're doing a good job. " What's he even on about. How do you make someone pull your hair

2 players sent off this season for pulling Cucurellas hair.

They wouldn't as they don't play for Burnley.

Id be absolutely amazed if Cole Palmer does not get awarded FIFA Superior Player of the Club World Cup Final 2025 Match.

Did enjoy that exceptionally white and very ginger Chelsea fan giving the wanker sign.

Andros Townsend