Fak

A move to Liverpool is never 100% shut off. Every player in the world is dying to move to Liverpool.

Are we signing Kounde now?

Love it. Their shitty little group of about 36 ultras can pretend to look hard in the arse end of Belarus now. Fuck 'em.

Thought that was a two-stroke engine trying to start up until I realised it was Osula laughing.

Give owa.

What did you make of John Barnes' contribution for us? EDIT: And Stuart Pearce's?

(Because their owner is Greek)

Maybe if we just get Osula to send our Apollogies?

Aye well I rate you as a bulls knacker.

Who's rating him at £30m like.

Let's have it.

What tweet

Mikky is the fountain of all footballing knowledge. No messing around.

Can't be many teams who could outrun a side with Gordon, Elanga, Gallagher & Tonali in the side.

Don't think you'd find a more Eddie Howe player than Connor Gallagher. Get him in. Now.

Don't know why but the "Repeat 3x" instructions has me chuckling

Jordan Henderson signing for Brentford.

Like don't get me wrong it'd be an absolute disaster, just hilarious to see Edwards spectacularly wrong. Again.

Be hilarious if he got this wrong too and turns out he had failed his medical and went back to Forest.

Well, your question I suppose is: is it difficult to remain authoritative and yet so popular?

The briefest of Google's suggest that US Endoume shirt is only available on Kappa's French site and no surprise to see it is sold out. That Deportivo one is lovely but doubt I'd be able to pull off strutting about in a gold shirt.

See. Told you he was a lover.

I have it on very good authority that Rod is a lover not a fighter.

I knew you would be Rod I was just being a bit of a tinker. Hope you're keeping well