Fak

I remember Tonali pinging a 60 yard diagonal out of play.

Has Miley touched the ball yet?

It’s Steve Bruce with Lejuene all over again.

Considering it’s Newcastle Utd vs. Brighton, the commentators haven’t half waffled on about Liverpool since kickoff.

1-up.

King Simeone could go top tonight. KO vs. Bilbao in 20 mins.

Plymouth don’t have Botman or Joelinton out injured though.

Beauty of a free kick from Di Marco. 0-1 Inter.

His playing style very much reminds me of mine.

TNT join Napoli vs. Inter fifteen minutes into the game this afternoon at 5.15 for those like me who are uninspired by todays televised matches.

Do you reckon Eddie’s handling of the goalkeeping situation has made a Rod for his own back?

How on earth is Callum Patterson only 30?

Shit sequel to Salems Lot

Do you measure from the base or from the balls?

#Respect

Agree with all of this.

Why’s everyone at TNT going on about Soucek’s birthday all the time

36/37 year old Andy Lonergan was on the bench for Liverpool 5 years ago under Klopp

I love you Fabian, you're the best £3.5m the club has ever spent. And probably the best defender of my life time at the club (not a high bar), but it's time to play second fiddle next season.

I actually agree with you btw.

You haven’t answered one of my questions, you’re just deflecting and playing hard to get. Oh well. @Rod - are you ginger?

Who’s your celebrity crush Rod?

Front or back?

Are you bald or ginger?