JT24

Rather over Big Dan Burn at the moment, mind.

Oh my god

Is being consistently shit away from home on the manager or nah?

Pope Gordon Joelinton Bench, please.

Ramsdale IN.

Been coming. Shite.

Déjà vu.

Never a pen.

THE GOAT

HWTL! Burn this kit.

Brighton 3 v 1 Leeds Burnley 0 v 3 Arsenal Palace 2 v 1 Brentford Fulham 1 v 1 Wolves Forest 1 v 2 Man United Spurs 2 v 1 Chelsea Liverpool 0 v 0 Villa West Ham 0 v 1 Newcastle Man City 4 v 3 Bournemouth Sunderland 2 v 0 Everton

Stop having slow starts to the season.

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/training-ground-safety-notice Bet Adam P is spitting his tea up reading this. Will, of course, think it doesn’t apply to him though.

Gordon scores that

Just wait until he gets distracted by a pigeon though.

VAR in this or not?

Please win.

Maybe next time boss

Willock and Krafth? Congrats on the victory, Tottenham.

That is bloody lovely

Might be time to get back on X.

https://careers.newcastleunited.com/job/web-development-and-solutions-specialist Please somebody make the website not shit.

120m? Aye, no problem. Get it on the new Visa.

Add a couple of years, we still won’t have a decision on SJP by then.

Protecting myself from future quotes.