JT24

I’m dreaming of 6. A total uplift across the squad.

Can a stat nerd please work out how many games this season we’ve played and had zero shots on target?

Lost, zero shots on target, and Liverpool haven’t had to get out of first gear. But aye, played well.

7 minutes? Desperate to get Salah a goal.

Why was Trippier calling for it to be stopped?

Saving him for the weekend, maybe?

I’d take a shot on target at this rate.

I’m not making this up when I say Tonali is a set piece specialist, right?

Let Tonali take this please.

Howay lads. Let’s go win this.

I agree with this. I’d rest him this weekend.

Konate. Unless it happened twice.

Apologies. Fucking LiVARpool!

Not much has happened to be honest. 1 minute felt correct.

I could score that.

Really do need a new RCB and Botman back to his best.

I’m liking Hall, Tino and Tonali. If that’s any consolation right now.

Bruno left in the dust by Konate? Howay, just end me.

Bruno looking a wee bit stinking, again.

Looking forward to the Nick Pope rating thread.

Weather looks nice.

Howay the lads!

Can that asteroid hurry up. I’m done.

I’m predicting minute 32.

No ITKs have that one? Makes you think.