JT24

Don’t love that

He signs. I’m calling it, announced Tuesday 4:30PM.

Feel like shit just want a pure good signing

Sesko & Wissa + 150m+ for Isak = a happy JT24

One thing that’s changed being the official bid Newcastle lodge but aye, all the same.

Hahahaha fuck me. How are you not embarrassed Burnsie

I love how much he hates Newcastle United.

Do you think he gets holiday pay like the rest of us?

3:36PM, August 2nd

Unless you know who is panicking.

Ben Jacobs being a fraud part: 752

Too late

Didsbury is bloody wonderful mind. Went to uni in Manchester (2013-2018). Was back there recently for my MA and it’s still a fantastic place to live, lots going on. 45 mins to the Peak District as well which is great. I grew up in Northumberland, love it up here and would agree that I prefer Newcastle. Only slightly though.

Does he like bridges?

David Ornstein taking the weekend off is he? First bit of positive news for a while and he’s done a runner. Liverpool mustn’t be letting him out to play.

Get a PIF official working at the club full time.

They’re both great.

They’ve only done this so I can’t make my joke about Alexander Isak leaving before Isaac Hayden. I’m rattled.

Please please please

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/teenage-duo-sign-first-professional-deals-with-united Professional contracts for Ferreira and Epia

Have to be respectful, of course.

No, I don’t want to see this one. Thank you

This guy fucks.