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Urgh, it's not written by him (mainly) therefore it's actually pretty funny.

 

 

It was, along with others. (none of whom have done anything funny since either)

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Neil Fitzmaurice and Dave Spikey wrote most of the funny bits. The first series contained a lot of Spikey's stand-up routine. Compare it to Max & Paddy, for which Kay disposed of his former buddies. Shite. Kay did some good comedy, but he couldn't expand on it and became a one-trick pony (see Bill Bailey).

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Neil Fitzmaurice and Dave Spikey wrote most of the funny bits.

 

Revisionist nonsense.

 

The first series contained a lot of Spikey's stand-up routine. Compare it to Max & Paddy, for which Kay disposed of his former buddies. Shite.

 

Spikey's stand up was never great, similar but worse to Kay's. A better comparison to Max & Paddy would be  Spikey's shit comedy that was axed bv ITV half way through and that dreadful Fitzmaurice one with Lilly Savage. None of them did anything good outside the team.

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nile ranger is the new shola, he will never leave.

 

:scared:

 

Yup, no one will buy him, we'll be forced through injury to play him in the 2014/15 season, he'll score 3 in 5 games and earn another 5 year contract.

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  • 2 weeks later...
No loan move for injured Nile Ranger

Jan 1 2012 by Mark Douglas, Sunday Sun

 

 

NILE Ranger will NOT be going out on loan again. The striker has a broken bone in his foot that will rule him out until at least March – and that means no temporary switch for the troubled teenager before the end of the season.

Ranger had been playing well for Barnsley before the injury, which was suffered during the Tykes reverse at West Ham last month. Pardew has now set him the challenge of battling his way back into the first team picture before the season’s end.

“He’s got a bad injury actually,” the United boss told the Sunday Sun. “I can’t see him coming back before March so he’ll stay here until the end of the year now and he needs to get himself into gear and see if he can threaten the team.

http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/01/01/no-loan-move-for-injured-nile-ranger-79310-30040987/

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NilePowerRangerNile ranger

Some hater putting chicken on my bonnet.. Thanks ill give it to my dog.. http://yfrog.com/oc8v8stj

41 minutes ago

 

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg876/scaled.php?tn=0&server=876&filename=8v8st.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

 

:o

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NilePowerRangerNile ranger

Some hater putting chicken on my bonnet.. Thanks ill give it to my dog.. http://yfrog.com/oc8v8stj

41 minutes ago

 

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg876/scaled.php?tn=0&server=876&filename=8v8st.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

 

:o

 

Considering that's a photo of a raw chicken on an expensive car bonnet, it's remarkable that the funniest thing about it is the blown up picture of Ranger pointing out of the window.

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