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Arsenal 3 - 0 Newcastle United - 30/08/08 - post match reaction from page 28


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Did Ashley take five people with him to have a piss?

 

One to get it out of his pants

One to hold it while he pisses

One to shake it

One to put it back in his pants

One to wash and dry his hands

 

Do you do it all yourself, you peasant?

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Guest toon of the town

Commentary on five live is no better.

 

Got Lee Dixon and a main commentator.

 

When Shay was booked the commentator asked Lee how bad he thought the tackle was, he ignored that and chose to berate Shay for coming out.  Biased d**k.  Why have a someone who surely is going to be one sided in their commentary.

 

Also the main commentator was talking about the "problems" at Newcastle with the board set up.  He then said "reading between the lines" all is not right.

 

reading between the line = i am making the bulls**t up but call it reading between the lines and then it sounds credible. :dave: :dave:

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Guest Phil K

Mike Ashley left? Not from what I can see.

 

Love reception for Barton.

Little as I think of Barton - who gives a sh*t ?

 

Commentary on five live is no better.

 

Got Lee Dixon and a main commentator.

 

When Shay was booked the commentator asked Lee how bad he thought the tackle was, he ignored that and chose to berate Shay for coming out.  Biased d**k.  Why have a someone who surely is going to be one sided in their commentary.

I'd call Dixon an arseh*le - but he's light years worse than that

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Did Ashley take five people with him to have a piss?

 

One to get it out of his pants

One to hold it while he pisses

One to shake it

One to put it back in his pants

One to wash and dry his hands

 

Do you do it all yourself, you peasant?

 

"The Royal penis is clean, your Highness!"

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Guest musika

Mike Ashley left? Not from what I can see.

 

Love reception for Barton.

Little as I think of Barton - who gives a sh*t ?

 

Just thought it was funny is all. I'm not on the "Barton should be in prison for life" bandwagon.

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Guest Brendan_Rice

Arsenal are class, ther policy of blooding youth that Newcastle is trying to follow has worked really well for them.  I read today that Arsene has could get £30 million for a striker if he asked the board, but Arsene would prefer to bring in a younger player and craft them into an Arsenal player.

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Idiot commentator on Japanese TV too. Barton is "out of order" for smiling at Nasri. He sounded genuinely angry too.

 

That got to me too.

 

I'm listening to the same commentary. Been actually a decent one, not biased, but that thing with Barton was ridiculous. Out of order for smiling? Fuck off. And then 'utterly stupid'? What was? Making a decent tackle?

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<Match Summary>

Arsenal brought their A+ game. Thank God it's over.

 

Hull can't come fast enough.

 

Can we just close these boards for two weeks before the doom mongers start blowing things way out of proportion?

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