Keefaz Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 This is the biggest thread ever on the forum The Internet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 thomo+cooper=Tommy Cooper?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Has to be true. He registered yesterday after all Hang on mate, im just letting yous know what iv heard - would you rather me not say anything? -what reason would i have to lie? Because no-one lies on the Intraweb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Has to be true. He registered yesterday after all Hang on mate, im just letting yous know what iv heard - would you rather me not say anything? -what reason would i have to lie? Default 'ITK' response, number 14. See also, 'I have 100% faith in this guy' or 'He's never been wrong before'. I dont 100% believe it myself, its what ive heard - whether its true or not i dont know but im just making you aware of the possibility it could be accurate, ive been frustrated as anyone reading all these "takeover by friday" things all over the place which have all turned out to be false, im neither saying this is true or untrue, just passing on what ive been told as im sure yous would rather know than not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Has to be true. He registered yesterday after all Hang on mate, im just letting yous know what iv heard - would you rather me not say anything? -what reason would i have to lie? Default 'ITK' response, number 14. See also, 'I have 100% faith in this guy' or 'He's never been wrong before'. I dont 100% believe it myself, its what ive heard - whether its true or not i dont know but im just making you aware of the possibility it could be accurate, ive been frustrated as anyone reading all these "takeover by friday" things all over the place which have all turned out to be false, im neither saying this is true or untrue, just passing on what ive been told as im sure yous would rather know than not. Fair play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Someone at the academy read a newspaper. That's all folks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Has to be true. He registered yesterday after all Hang on mate, im just letting yous know what iv heard - would you rather me not say anything? -what reason would i have to lie? Default 'ITK' response, number 14. See also, 'I have 100% faith in this guy' or 'He's never been wrong before'. "My guy's high up in the club." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Has to be true. He registered yesterday after all Hang on mate, im just letting yous know what iv heard - would you rather me not say anything? -what reason would i have to lie? Default 'ITK' response, number 14. See also, 'I have 100% faith in this guy' or 'He's never been wrong before'. I dont 100% believe it myself, its what ive heard - whether its true or not i dont know but im just making you aware of the possibility it could be accurate, ive been frustrated as anyone reading all these "takeover by friday" things all over the place which have all turned out to be false, im neither saying this is true or untrue, just passing on what ive been told as im sure yous would rather know than not. That's response number 4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Are there any regulars on here that haven't posted in this thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Has to be true. He registered yesterday after all Hang on mate, im just letting yous know what iv heard - would you rather me not say anything? -what reason would i have to lie? Default 'ITK' response, number 14. See also, 'I have 100% faith in this guy' or 'He's never been wrong before'. I dont 100% believe it myself, its what ive heard - whether its true or not i dont know but im just making you aware of the possibility it could be accurate, ive been frustrated as anyone reading all these "takeover by friday" things all over the place which have all turned out to be false, im neither saying this is true or untrue, just passing on what ive been told as im sure yous would rather know than not. ITK Default Q&A Ver 0.1 (beta) 1. Who is your source? 2. Is he reliable? 3. Do you have any proof? 4. Does your source have any proof? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 'He told me player X was going to sign/leave for £Y, Zhrs before it happened.' X + Y + Z = ITK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Has to be true. He registered yesterday after all Hang on mate, im just letting yous know what iv heard - would you rather me not say anything? -what reason would i have to lie? Default 'ITK' response, number 14. See also, 'I have 100% faith in this guy' or 'He's never been wrong before'. I dont 100% believe it myself, its what ive heard - whether its true or not i dont know but im just making you aware of the possibility it could be accurate, ive been frustrated as anyone reading all these "takeover by friday" things all over the place which have all turned out to be false, im neither saying this is true or untrue, just passing on what ive been told as im sure yous would rather know than not. ITK Default Q&A Ver 0.1 (beta) 1. Who is your source? 2. Is he reliable? 3. Do you have any proof? 4. Does your source have any proof? 5. Is he black? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 My mate is Shearer's cleaner and when he went in today he said there was a CV and covering letter addressed to Mike Ashley, so he also thinks this could happen this Wednesday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Has to be true. He registered yesterday after all Hang on mate, im just letting yous know what iv heard - would you rather me not say anything? -what reason would i have to lie? Default 'ITK' response, number 14. See also, 'I have 100% faith in this guy' or 'He's never been wrong before'. I dont 100% believe it myself, its what ive heard - whether its true or not i dont know but im just making you aware of the possibility it could be accurate, ive been frustrated as anyone reading all these "takeover by friday" things all over the place which have all turned out to be false, im neither saying this is true or untrue, just passing on what ive been told as im sure yous would rather know than not. ITK Default Q&A Ver 0.1 (beta) 1. Who is your source? 2. Is he reliable? 3. Do you have any proof? 4. Does your source have any proof? 5. Is he black? Good one. We'll get a draft list together then present it at the International Internet ITK Conference in Geneva to see if we can get it ratified and become a standard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosstoon Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Family member works at BBC and they are looking to get a replacement for Alan Shearer for MOTD as we speak. Apparantly Garth Crooks, ANdy Townsend have been contacted. He has confirmed that he is to leave. BBC have kept his position open for whenever he wants to return. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Would you rather me have not told you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Jesus fucking Christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Jesus fucking Christ. Are they from Middlesbrough or something? Ugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Would you rather me have not told you? Frankly, it makes no difference. A complete stranger tells me something with no evidence whatsoever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Family member works at BBC and they are looking to get a replacement for Alan Shearer for MOTD as we speak. Apparantly Garth Crooks, Andy Townsend have been contacted. He has confirmed that he is to leave. BBC have kept his position open for whenever he wants to return. Thought he worked for ITV? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosstoon Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I think he does. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooky Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Would you rather me have not told you? its not personal like (well mostly..) but 412 pages so far of ITKs and club non-announcements means that you will get greeted with a slightly jaded response.. thanks for the info..lets wait and see eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Family member works at BBC and they are looking to get a replacement for Alan Shearer for MOTD as we speak. Apparantly Garth Crooks, Andy Townsend have been contacted. He has confirmed that he is to leave. BBC have kept his position open for whenever he wants to return. Thought he worked for ITV? So? Anyway, they must get in Desailly as replacement if it happens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 See my problem with this is that despite being in my mid 30's, of sound mind (generally) and a responsible professional person who rationally knows that this is all bullshit ......I'm starting to hope. This is not good for the soul Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Family member works at BBC and they are looking to get a replacement for Alan Shearer for MOTD as we speak. Apparantly Garth Crooks, Andy Townsend have been contacted. He has confirmed that he is to leave. BBC have kept his position open for whenever he wants to return. Thought he worked for ITV? Thought they liked viewers? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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