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Guest Rainforest

Reminds me of a mate who - when the night came to a close - started goin from lass to lass in the bar, the 5 second convo went something like this:

 

Him: afterparty at my place, wanna come?

her: erm, how about no.

 

Rince and repeat infinitely, you ask enough of em one will say yes. Usually he asks 30-40 of em :lol: The only stumbling block is getting over the inevitable machine-gun rejections you have to endure in order to get to the price :lol:

 

Not that it applies to this spastic, but there is something admirable about an honest inquiry for sex. Cant get more frank and upfront than that.

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geordie4eva69 martyn

i hate been single

 

geordie4eva69 martyn

@ @LukeMarsden if i was in that studio house lol i would fuck that amy all over to stop her moaning ha ha

 

 

 

:mackems:

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Wait a minute, I remember that man. He was sent a pic of a pornstar holding a bit of paper and there was something proper crudely written on with mspaint?

 

Someone fell for this :mackems:

 

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaysun/aug2010/9/3/melissa-sears-762271233.jpg

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Guest BlacknWhiteArmy

He's trying it again this afternoon.

 

geordie4eva69 martyn

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@Ann_Summers i aint had sex for a very long time i would with u xxx

 

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Guest johnson293

He's trying it again this afternoon.

 

geordie4eva69 martyn

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@Ann_Summers i aint had sex for a very long time i would with u xxx

 

 

he he... wonder if he realises 'Ann Summers' isn't actually a person!  :idiot2:

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