Rant about your 5-a-side...

[mrmojorisin75]

Can only play futsal here, it's basically basketball played with the feet from what I can gather. Breathe on a dude and he's rolling around crying. Always gets the FK too. Cunts.

[Disco]

Hate playing 5 aside in them shitty low goals, much prefer futsal type goals and courts.

[mrmojorisin75]

Hate playing 5 aside in them shitty low goals, much prefer futsal type goals and courts.

Much harder to score in Futsal. Keepers play like a last defender, gotta be precise like.

 

Makes for better games with 2 quality keepers, I've seen us play 90 and be at 1 -1 or something.  No keepers and it's 17 - 8 or whatever.

[Neil]

People who can't do the basics. No-one is expected to have superhuman skill or athleticism but when people can't do stuff like give an option after passing the ball or keep with their man it's extremely annoying. Simple pass and move, and stay with your man. Simples, surely?

 

On a related topic, although neat passing moves are great, there's nothing like smashing it in from distance.

[ponsaelius]

Haven't played 5-a-side in about 2 years, the people I played with were all cunts in it though. It was a waste of time.

[Guest Heneage]

Those grass covered balls are weird.

[Neil]

Oh, and a non-playing gripe: the fact I'm always the one (and one other lad who sometimes does it) organising it because no-one else can be bothered.

[Gash]

The shit you get in your shoes

[Guest Heneage]

The s*** you get in your shoes

I assume you are playing on 3G then? I only ever play 6's or 7's on that, I think it's better than hardwood five aside personally.

[Gash]

I play hardwood too with those shit felt? balls but both have their negatives, 3G is better though.

[Guest n4e]

Having knackers on the team who get sent off regularly. Not bad on the team I play for now but one of the old ones it was one every game, even the keeper used to get sent off.