AliGupter Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I'd pay somebody to sort me out with new bed sheets and underwear every day, without question. me too. and wash up, do laundry, hoover...ect. I'd also pay someone to spot me whilst I partook in autoerotic asphyxiation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I'd pay somebody to sort me out with new bed sheets and underwear every day, without question. me too. and wash up, do laundry, hoover...ect. I'd also pay someone to spot me whilst I partook in autoerotic asphyxiation. Safety First. This lad has got his head screwed on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I'd pay somebody to sort me out with new bed sheets and underwear every day, without question. me too. and wash up, do laundry, hoover...ect. I'd also pay someone to spot me whilst I partook in autoerotic asphyxiation. Safety First. This lad has got his head screwed on. That lad's got his head in a noose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Well, there's a reason that people are impressed when footballers show off their 5 GCEs or whatever elementary school qualifications they can muster. How many footballers in the premier league don't have agents, I wonder. James Milner, who else? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Dunno. The PFA probably have a list of players they represent. No doubt loads in the lower leagues, but Prem...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Owen Hargreaves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Well at least most of the ones that live up here can manage to do their own shopping in the Co-op! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddydog Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 This article is illuminating re agents: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/12/the-secret-footballer-agents Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dazzanufc1892 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 That agent may get you 20% more in wages in the first place though. Like i said, i'd know roughly where i fitted in and what my value was. You're always going to ask for more than your're worth anyway, again that goes for any line of work. As a player you'll know how much the club rate you, and crucially how much they need you, so why pay somebody to negotiate for you? If the agent is capable of getting an extra 20% it's because the club, for whatever reason, are willing to pay it. So yeah, i'd just aim high and haggle. But like somebody else has said, most footballer are f***ing retards. Quoted for the truth. what a load of nonsense. Footballers are far from retards, however, their skill is football, not contract negotiation. You wouldn't go in and negotiate a legal argument in front of a master would you, no, because you are not skilled in that area. Players do what they are good at, playing football, and leave their legal proceedings to the people they trust, which is the same in any walk of life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealios Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 This article is illuminating re agents: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/12/the-secret-footballer-agents Those Secret Footballer articles are quite a good read, I wonder who it is? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Well, there's a reason that people are impressed when footballers show off their 5 GCEs or whatever elementary school qualifications they can muster. How many footballers in the premier league don't have agents, I wonder. James Milner, who else? pretty sure Scholes didn't, also sure Given doesn't use an agent as such but just his solicitor when it comes to contracts etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Owen Hargreaves. [flash=200,200] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Owen Hargreaves. [flash=200,200] ;D ;D A real life version of this... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 There Shola one is good too, even though it's factually incorrect [flash=200,200] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
teohgk Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Sir Alex Ferguson believes to get the best out of a footballer they must be totally focused on football and have a settled family life. He and Man Utd help keep their players focused by providing them with everything they need. If the washer breaks down, the player rings a number and the club deals with it. If they need to hire a babysitter, they ring a number and the club deals with it. True story. do they ring the number as well when they in need of condom? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 There Shola one is good too, even though it's factually incorrect [flash=200,200] "I like wars" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 'f*** off Lion' All goes tits up when he misses the penalty though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 'f*** off Lion' All goes tits up when he misses the penalty though Would have been a great video if they got their facts correct! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Aye when you read their blog they have a comical view on Newcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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