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Do they finger the footballers arse in the medical?

 

I often a pop a finger in my own bottom, feels funny.

.

 

When there's nowt to do at work?

 

Whenever i'm bored, wherever i'am tbh.

 

Pushing your Sandy Lyle's back up?

 

Nah, just out of curiosity.

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Do they finger the footballers arse in the medical?

 

I often a pop a finger in my own bottom, feels funny.

.

 

When there's nowt to do at work?

 

Whenever i'm bored, wherever i'am tbh.

 

Pushing your Sandy Lyle's back up?

 

Nah, just out of curiosity.

Curiosity is doing it once, liking it is doing it often and as you say you do it often just admit it man, you like to ram your ass.
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Do they finger the footballers arse in the medical?

 

I often a pop a finger in my own bottom, feels funny.

.

 

When there's nowt to do at work?

 

Whenever i'm bored, wherever i'am tbh.

 

Pushing your Sandy Lyle's back up?

 

Nah, just out of curiosity.

Curiosity is doing it once, liking it is doing it often and as you say you do it often just admit it man, you like to ram your ass.

 

I wouldn't say ram, tickle maybe.

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Has anyone lost anything up their bum?

Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.

 

While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?

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Has anyone lost anything up their bum?

Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.

 

While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?

Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up there once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot.

 

Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there.

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Has anyone lost anything up their bum?

Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.

 

While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?

Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up their once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot.

 

Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there.

 

:lol: ffs

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You know the delay in this is because they are taking all the god damn photos for the fecking website.

 

The photos will be posted date stamped sometime in July.

The ones of Remy or the ones of Bimpy's exploration?
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Wonder if there is ever going to be a bimpyleaks (apart from the bumhole) that exposes all this N-O shit to her.

 

I would be dead within minutes. As quick as could waddle to wherever i was.

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Has anyone lost anything up their bum?

Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.

 

While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?

Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up there once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot.

 

Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there.

 

Seriously, you've got to romance it in.  Just don't jam it up there.  Enthusiasm appreciated, but use a little wisdom, man.

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