Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Do they finger the footballers arse in the medical? I often a pop a finger in my own bottom, feels funny. . When there's nowt to do at work? Whenever i'm bored, wherever i'am tbh. Pushing your Sandy Lyle's back up? Nah, just out of curiosity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Do they finger the footballers arse in the medical? I often a pop a finger in my own bottom, feels funny. . When there's nowt to do at work? Whenever i'm bored, wherever i'am tbh. Pushing your Sandy Lyle's back up? Nah, just out of curiosity. Curiosity is doing it once, liking it is doing it often and as you say you do it often just admit it man, you like to ram your ass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Can't say I'd recommend it, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 My Uncle was pretty good at sticking his finger up my bum like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Do they finger the footballers arse in the medical? I often a pop a finger in my own bottom, feels funny. . When there's nowt to do at work? Whenever i'm bored, wherever i'am tbh. Pushing your Sandy Lyle's back up? Nah, just out of curiosity. Curiosity is doing it once, liking it is doing it often and as you say you do it often just admit it man, you like to ram your ass. I wouldn't say ram, tickle maybe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 My Uncle was pretty good at sticking his finger up my bum like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 A thread about a player medical gets hijacked by bimpy's stained thumb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 You know the delay in this is because they are taking all the god damn photos for the fecking website. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Has anyone lost anything up their bum? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 A thread about a player medical gets hijacked by bimpy's stained thumb. Forefinger for leverage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Has anyone lost anything up their bum? Dignity ?. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Has anyone lost anything up their bum? Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Has anyone lost anything up their bum? Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's. While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 You know the delay in this is because they are taking all the god damn photos for the fecking website. The photos will be posted date stamped sometime in July. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Has Ms. Cthulu ever caught you, bimpy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Has Ms. Cthulu ever caught you, bimpy? No i dont think so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Has anyone lost anything up their bum? Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's. While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ? Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up there once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot. Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 You know the delay in this is because they are taking all the god damn photos for the fecking website. And teh interview, but yeah i expect that is what is going on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Wonder if there is ever going to be a bimpyleaks (apart from the bumhole) that exposes all this N-O shit to her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Has anyone lost anything up their bum? Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's. While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ? Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up their once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot. Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there. ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Maybe he cant decide on his number? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 You know the delay in this is because they are taking all the god damn photos for the fecking website. The photos will be posted date stamped sometime in July. The ones of Remy or the ones of Bimpy's exploration? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Wonder if there is ever going to be a bimpyleaks (apart from the bumhole) that exposes all this N-O shit to her. I would be dead within minutes. As quick as could waddle to wherever i was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Byker Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'm in the doctors, safe in the knowledge that I'm not the only one getting a finger up my arse today. How is your bad elbow, mate? Still not changed your doctor then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Has anyone lost anything up their bum? Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's. While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ? Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up there once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot. Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there. Seriously, you've got to romance it in. Just don't jam it up there. Enthusiasm appreciated, but use a little wisdom, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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