Guest Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Fax machine is warming up... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Legs under water n that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiecunny Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I feel like Peter Odemwingie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Just need to thrash out negotiations, mainly what he's drinking in the pub so we can pay him in his desired currency. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Bah I want to know who it is. I have an idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I have an emergency. I forgot to pack the wife's hair straighteners. This could cause a serious problem as she'll be miserable as sin tomorrow. Do any of you metro sexual lads own a pair of straighteners that I could lend off you tomorrow morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Bah I want to know who it is. I have an idea. Pm me the rumour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Ian and I have touched down in the North East. We saw some Reds fans weeping Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I have an emergency. I forgot to pack the wife's hair straighteners. This could cause a serious problem as she'll be miserable as sin tomorrow. Do any of you metro sexual lads own a pair of straighteners that I could lend off you tomorrow morning. I do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Ian and I have touched down in the North East. We saw some Reds fans weeping Lies, they don't exist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I have an emergency. I forgot to pack the wife's hair straighteners. This could cause a serious problem as she'll be miserable as sin tomorrow. Do any of you metro sexual lads own a pair of straighteners that I could lend off you tomorrow morning. I do. Nice one. Can you bring them along tomorrow morning? I'll get them back to you on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I have an emergency. I forgot to pack the wife's hair straighteners. This could cause a serious problem as she'll be miserable as sin tomorrow. Do any of you metro sexual lads own a pair of straighteners that I could lend off you tomorrow morning. I do. Nice one. Can you bring them along tomorrow morning? I'll get them back to you on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 If my sources are correct then the Reds' potential new addition would be a massive signing. Can imagine he'll be a total dick about wages, mind. Might see if us Blues can nip in their Harry-style. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Just given Nixon a bacon sarnie for standing in the cold awaiting potential breaking news. Cup of tea is on its way, Kris. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 It's Stu isn't it, Stu's playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 It's Stu isn't it, Stu's playing. He's currently learning to surf at Byron Bay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 It's Stu isn't it, Stu's playing. Nah, better not be. The Blues have been better off since his high-profile departure, but him signing for the Reds would be galling nonetheless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 It's probably all just mind games. I, for one, will not be ruffled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I can exclusively reveal that the Reds are not interested in securing the services of Stu. We need the right type of character in the dressing room, unfortunately Stu does not currently fit the bill. We have however made a signing which in no small part is down to the pulling power - literally or metaphorically - of my Bosnian stalwart. This may or may not be the last signing of the evening, stay tuned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 It's definitely not Stu. We are working on getting another pil-lock across the line though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 It's definitely not Stu. We are working on getting another pil-lock across the line though. True. May well KO the Blues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I couldn't be less frightened if that's who you're actually signing. Fucking Shefki Kuqi, basically. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Ian and I have touched down in the North East. We saw some Reds fans weeping Having a cuppa with me Mam, I think this is how Pirlo prepares for a game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 If any other forumers are reading this and fancy joining for the night out post-Akbars, get yourself along. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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