Newcastle United 1 - 2 Swansea City - 19/4/14 - Post match reaction from page 27

[BrettNUFC]

Marvin Emnes took on Coloccini but just as the striker entered the area the chance seemed to have gone until Tiote dived in with a ridiculous challenge and stand-in ref Taylor had no choice but to point to the spot.

 

Eh?

 

It seemed like that at the match, tbh. Was all a bit of a mess though with Colo's backing off.

 

Emnes still had the ball, about 12 yards out, running straight at goal and Colo was nowhere. How can that possibly be the chance gone? Had read that earlier and expected Emnes to be running away from goal or something. Wasn't even 'ridiculous' from Tiote, he had to do something. He just got it wrong.

 

It all happened so quick, colo backing off, went past him, someone (colo) put a tackle in which then I thought had stopped Emnes and cut out the chance but then he still seemed to have it and Tiote committed the foul. Was hard to see as it was other side of the pitch but was definitely a moment where you thought we had Emnes stopped.

[Wullie]

"taxi for Pardew" little banner a fan just put up hahaha

 

My mate's dad.

[Guest bimpy474]

I know it's taken a while but i see Willo is back to being utterly turbo shit.

[Guest palnese]

I know it's taken a while but i see Willo is back to being utterly turbo shit.

 

He's 6ft 4 and weighs abut 13-14 stone, yet he's one of the weakest defenders I've ever seen. Incredible really.

[Wullie]

First half reminded me very much of QPR at home, the last time Shola scored.

 

Picks a completely ridiculous formation, get completely dominated for the first twenty minutes until injuries get him out of jail by forcing change.

 

Thank Goodness for Wilfried Bony.

[Guest bimpy474]

I know it's taken a while but i see Willo is back to being utterly turbo shit.

 

He's 6ft 4 and weighs abut 13-14 stone, yet he's one of the weakest defenders I've ever seen. Incredible really.

 

He is a fucking wet lettuce like.

[Leazes1986]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

[Guest bimpy474]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

[Stifler]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

[Guest bimpy474]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

 

http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png

[Leazes1986]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

 

He's working for one of them, I can't remember which one. If it's BBC though then that explains any lack of criticism.

[Stifler]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

 

http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png

No it wasn't, you cocked up Bimpy, admit it, you haven't made such a clearing error since you said yes to your lasses advances.

[Wullie]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

 

 

Fucking hell.

[Guest bimpy474]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

 

http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png

No it wasn't, you cocked up Bimpy, admit it, you haven't made such a clearing error since you said yes to your lasses advances.

 

I swear i did that on purpose but you're right, being attacked by a maternally horny gorilla doesn't do much for clarity of the mind.

[Stifler]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

 

http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png

No it wasn't, you cocked up Bimpy, admit it, you haven't made such a clearing error since you said yes to your lasses advances.

 

I swear i did that on purpose but you're right, being attacked by a maternally horny gorilla doesn't do much for clarity of the mind.

Think yourself lucky mate, you could be hitched up with my mam, she'd make your lass look like Kate Moss in comparison, she'd eat you up in more ways than one.

[NEEJ]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

 

http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png

No it wasn't, you cocked up Bimpy, admit it, you haven't made such a clearing error since you said yes to your lasses advances.

 

I swear i did that on purpose but you're right, being attacked by a maternally horny gorilla doesn't do much for clarity of the mind.

Think yourself lucky mate, you could be hitched up with my mam, she'd make your lass look like Kate Moss in comparison, she'd eat you up in more ways than one.

U wot M8?

[Belfast Mags]

Christ 

[Stifler]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

 

http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png

No it wasn't, you cocked up Bimpy, admit it, you haven't made such a clearing error since you said yes to your lasses advances.

 

I swear i did that on purpose but you're right, being attacked by a maternally horny gorilla doesn't do much for clarity of the mind.

Think yourself lucky mate, you could be hitched up with my mam, she'd make your lass look like Kate Moss in comparison, she'd eat you up in more ways than one.

U wot M8?

I'm trying to say Bimpy could have it worse and be hitched up with my mam instead of his lass.

[Guest bimpy474]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

 

http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png

No it wasn't, you cocked up Bimpy, admit it, you haven't made such a clearing error since you said yes to your lasses advances.

 

I swear i did that on purpose but you're right, being attacked by a maternally horny gorilla doesn't do much for clarity of the mind.

Think yourself lucky mate, you could be hitched up with my mam, she'd make your lass look like Kate Moss in comparison, she'd eat you up in more ways than one.

U wot M8?

I'm trying to say Bimpy could have it worse and be hitched up with my mam instead of his lass.

 

[NEEJ]

Is Pardew working for BBC or ITV during the World Cup?

 

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio.

You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio.

 

http://i.imgur.com/aQsVmr7.png

No it wasn't, you cocked up Bimpy, admit it, you haven't made such a clearing error since you said yes to your lasses advances.

 

I swear i did that on purpose but you're right, being attacked by a maternally horny gorilla doesn't do much for clarity of the mind.

Think yourself lucky mate, you could be hitched up with my mam, she'd make your lass look like Kate Moss in comparison, she'd eat you up in more ways than one.

U wot M8?

I'm trying to say Bimpy could have it worse and be hitched up with my mam instead of his lass.

U wot m8

[Robbo]

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-38538-Friday-Ice-Cube-damn-gif-wtf-f-rjyQ.gif

[Tiotes Witch Doctor]

[Stifler]

I swear to god she's bad. She's not allowed to go into shops without wearing an orange high vis jacket and some wierd combined collar/handle.

[Guest bimpy474]

I swear to god she's bad. She's not allowed to go into shops without having an orange high vis jacket and some wierd combined collar/handle on her.

 

[NEEJ]

Seriously man, Stifler, you're fucking nuts.