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In your Liverpool slums,

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,

You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums,

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,

You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,

In your Liverpool slums.

 

Get an airing today?

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In your Liverpool slums,

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,

You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums,

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,

You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,

In your Liverpool slums.

 

Get an airing today?

 

It did, The only part I heard was "You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat" :lol:

 

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Guest toonlass

Cringe when we sing to fellow northerners, with similar unemployment (possibly slightly better?) about not having a job.

 

Oh give over. It's better than the "where'd you park your minibus/your support is fucking shit" chants which constantly get sung.

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Guest jonnyameobi

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it would be to see mike Ashley killed by aids.

 

Stick with it, it fits ;-)

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Guest Blackandwhitearmy

Who's your father,

Who's your father,

Who's your father referee,

You haven't got one,

You haven't got one,

You're a bastard referee.

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Guest NewBoyPeetah

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it would be to see mike Ashley killed by aids.

 

Stick with it, it fits ;-)

 

Wow.

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Guest toonlass

Some lad was singing the this on Saturday

 

He gets the ball and he will score, Andy, Andy

You fuck with him he'll break your jaw, Andy, Andy

He makes more money than me and you

He'll spend it all in Blu Bambu

Andy Carroll, angel of the North

 

Tried it a couple of times and then said

 

"Awww fuck it you miserable bastards"

 

When it didn't catch on

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Some lad was singing the this on Saturday

 

He gets the ball and he will score, Andy, Andy

You f*** with him he'll break your jaw, Andy, Andy

He makes more money than me and you

He'll spend it all in Blu Bambu

Andy Carroll, angel of the North

 

Tried it a couple of times and then said

 

"Awww f*** it you miserable bastards"

 

When it didn't catch on

 

There's a canny few versions of it flying around

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Guest SuperShola!

Some lad was singing the this on Saturday

 

He gets the ball and he will score, Andy, Andy

You f*** with him he'll break your jaw, Andy, Andy

He makes more money than me and you

He'll spend it all in Blu Bambu

Andy Carroll, angel of the North

 

Tried it a couple of times and then said

 

"Awww f*** it you miserable bastards"

 

When it didn't catch on

 

There's a canny few versions of it flying around

 

I tried to start the;

 

He wears his hair just like a lass, Carroll, Carroll,

He'll hit you with a f***ing glass, Carroll, Carroll,

He earns more money than me and you,

He spends it all at Blu Bambu,

Andy Carroll, Newcastles Number 9.

 

But no-one joined in, so i also said, fuck off you sad bastards.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Remember that Nicky Butt song to the tune of "Give it up"? I once was stunned on the way back from an away trip (might have been Boro) to hear a ridiculous version that thankfully never caught on, being sang by some Toon charvas:

 

"We had a problem in our midfield,

So we got Nicky Butt, Nicky Butt

Na, na, Nicky Butt,

He's class!"

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Guest WashyGeordie

But he would run 500 miles

And he would run 500 more

Just to be the man who runs a thousand miles

To fall down for the cause

And the:

 

da da da (da da da)

da da da (da da da)

 

bit;

 

'Chiek Tiote! (1 person)

Chiek Tiote!' (2nd person)

 

:coolsmiley:

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Two lads behind me yesterday signing this Wayne Routledge ditty. Had me and my pals creased. Tweeted it to him on the way back and he seemed to like it  :thup:

 

To the tune of 'Robin Hood'

 

Little Wayne Little Wayne running down the wing

Little Wayne Little Wayne hear the geordies sing

Cuts the ball inside....Shola puts it wide

Little Wayne, little Wayne, little Wayne

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Two lads behind me yesterday signing this Wayne Routledge ditty. Had me and my pals creased. Tweeted it to him on the way back and he seemed to like it  :thup:

 

To the tune of 'Robin Hood'

 

Little Wayne Little Wayne running down the wing

Little Wayne Little Wayne hear the geordies sing

Cuts the ball inside....Shola puts it wide

Little Wayne, little Wayne, little Wayne

 

 

I like this :lol:

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